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Eddie teasing Steve about how he looks like when he's getting his hair done in the mirror. (Steve pretends to be annoyed but the badump-badump of his heart as he watches Eddie tease him tells him something ELSE). yeah steddie brainrot activated.

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âYou had raspberries in your pocket this entire time and didnât offer me any?â She looked at him dodging at her. Chandlerâs tongue inched out of her mouth and licked the bottle. âItâs.â She made a mouth noise tasting it. âBlood.â She looked at him scared. âIâm telling your Mam.â Chandler ran back to Connie and Brad telling them Andrew was hurt and bleeding.
âDarn it Chandler what have you done to him this time!?â Connie took off after her boy. âI didnât do nothing.â She really didnât do nothing and she meant that. Connie got there to Andrew. âWhat did she do to you son?â She was worried because not to long ago he had a very intense surgery. Chandler followed behind Brad running back to Andrew and Connie. âShould I call an ambulance?â Chandler asked revealing her cellphone to them. âI have one for emergencies like this. Andrew should have one too cause he get hurt a lot.â
âOh And here Andrew..â She popped like 6 Listerine strips in his mouth. âHis  breath stinks and itâs settling on his cheeksâŚâ She didnât know if he smelled like her kitty or not but just in case. She winks at him.
âChandler no!â He yelled as she ran off but he couldnât run after he to stop her. He stood in thought. ââshe tasted my bloodâŚ.â Did she want more? Cause heâd give her more. âmy wine.â He laughed under his breath.
âItâs okay mam Iâm fine itâs just blood I fell on the gravel.â Man that was a lot of listerine strips and it looked like she had more. And he appreciated her plug for his mother to allow him to have a phone. He tried to play it off but his mom raised his shirt to look and Andie inhaled sharply not from pain but from chandler being there and seeing his accessories he had completely forgotten his mother was about to see his Nipple piercingâs because he was too worried about Chandler seeing his ostomy bag and having to explain that without telling her he had cancer. âMam no!â She had raised his shirt and gasped dropping it immediately but he wasnât sure about which one she was shocked about. âWell am I dying or just probably wish I was?â He was embarrassed either way and glanced over at Chandler meeting her eyes. As Connie shook her head trying to unsee what she saw and told him to not say that and get in the car that they were going to the hospital. He nods and stood up and his bag fell off cause of the blood an it slapped the floor like a period shit and Andie could have asked to be killed out of mercy. âAh shit.â Brad smacked the back of his head but it didnât matter.
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âI canât make you any promises.â She kinda joked as he warned her about driving or swimming. âYouâre the best!â She takes the bottle noticing something wasnât right that blood was on the outside of him. âAndrew are you bleed!?â she asked concerned and began to look him over. âQUICK Whereâs it coming from?â
âYeah I am. Iâm so good you should give me kisses.â
âNO I Just have some raspberries in my pocket duh.â He panicked. â itâs nothing really itâs just a scratch iâm fine Big boyâs bleed and they donât cry over it anymore.â He laughed dodging her looks. âReally.â He said in a half laugh smile.

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âYou can be really convenient to the adults.â he wasnât wrong the used him and he knew it but they somehow thought he didnât know. â I didnât say that. I want to do it. Just. just not right now.â She hated how conflicted she was about them. âHaha, sure.â She knew he was acting strange. âSorry if I hurt ya back there. Iâm fat.â She sighed. âYeah, Iâm gonna scram to grams. I need espresso and Iâm meeting someone there.â Â
âThatâs crazy considering I was super inconvenient for my mom to start out with so I guess Iâll spend my life making up for that out of my own guilt.â He was shocked to hear hear admit it but it did give him hope. âJust not right now.â He laughed. âCause we just done the other.â He laughed again like of course not right now. âIâll hold you to that and the way that you meant with me and not just in general. we both know it.â He wasnât letting her get by with that cop out. âWhat? Noâ He laughed. âIâm like⌠tough. Tough as porkchop meat brittle as popped popcorn.â He joked kinda and she caught him off guard. âThatâs funny cause when all the boyâs rush to the windows to watch you walk in so we can fawn over you we just called you Chandler.â He exchanged a look of earnest admiration for her for a moment. âOh yeah here.â He handed her a bottle of sleeping pills âJust take a half theyâre pretty strong and um donât take one then driving or go swimming. Oh yeah and donât operate heavy machinery.â He teased and noticed blood on the white label and looked at her to see if she noticed. âI had to cut a guy to get those.â He tried to joke it off.
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âWhy you always try to embarrass me?â she was red in the face. He didnât forget anything did he? nothin like Berness. âThatâs exciting!â It would be cool if Andrew got his license. âOh so you have to start doing the church route? Knew thereâd be a catch aside from the rectangle on wheels.â She laughed. âI havenât even done it with my mouth yetâŚâ She couldnât help if he had leveled up without her. âAre you in pain or sumthin?â She noticed he was walking strange.Â
âGood Golly I hope not.â He censored himself because they were on church grounds. âBut Brad has always had a way of making it look like somethingâs for me when in reality itâs just convenient for him.â She was right she didnât. âWell I just figured you would because well ya know you swallowed the condom and didnât seem to have a problem with that. Why? Would you not even do it with your mouth let alone how married people do it?â He felt something dripping down his hip bone and assumed it was his bag leaking. And placed his hand over it embarrassed but didnât smell anything. âMMMhMM? No, Iâm Aye okay Iâm on fire baby straight ice.â He nodded and They walked up to the door. âSo you staying here or you gotta scram with your gram?â He laughed.
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Chandler was embarrassed he said spread eagle about her. âWhatever Andrew have my bloomers now but when we break up Iâll take them back.â Â She rolled her eyes at his request... âDonât be a baby.â Did she hurt him cause she weighed more than him? Chandler felt insecure and she stood up and dust the dirt off her dress and looked down at him on the ground. âGet up people are gonna see and then start asking questions Pal.â Â
Andie sat up and thought simply ouchy. ââIâm a man.â He was insulted. âcouldnât you tell from how I made you pee on me?â He said as he stood up and they started making their way back down to the church. â Brad said he was gonna get that van fixed and let me start learning how to drive on it since if I ruined my moms car we would have one. Dont get me wrong Iâm thankful but why does everything have to be the hard way around? I mean seriously that thing is like driving a rectangle box and itâs gonna be full of old people.â He sighed. ââŚâŚI had fun by the way.. doing that with you.â S. 3. x he meant.â  âwould you ever wanna do it not just with our mouths? Ya know Like real couples do.â
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âDonât worry about it.â It would happen when it happens. He told her no? âDid you tell me no?â She felt steam blow out her nose. âIâm about to be a different kind of dragon tamer.â She watched as her panties twirled around his finger. â She couldnât believe he brought up the letters again calling her a dragon tamer. âAndrew put that letter in a recycling bin. Give me!â She tackled him to the gravel and climbed on top of him with one of her legs on each side of him like he was a horse. âDo you not wanna walk again. why do you make me be mean?â her undies were not his trophy and her tale was getting cold even tho it was pressed against him now.Â
âWhy because you donât mean it anymore?â He teased playfully but then she got forceful and tackled him truly out of the blue knocking the breath out of him taking him longer than it would have to realize the sensual aspect of how it felt to have her ontop of him. He made a noise as she knocked him to the gravel and straddled him. He wondered if she could feel or would hear his ostomy bag. He felt the pleasure of her resting pantyless upon him but sadly it was over shadowed by the pain of the first time heâd been raddled around and sat on since having half of his intestines removed and being cored like an apple đ âUh..â He shifted uncomfortably only able to half hear what she said cause she was preoccupied internally. âI Umm.. I⌠Thatâs hot.â He says through gritted teeth and narrowed eyes thinking this bitch popped a stitch and he was the female dog. He just really hoped he wasnât sporting a period stain at his ass that heâd have to say was hemorrhoids. âNot if it means youâre always spread eagle on me.â He went to laugh but it hurt. âYouâre right about that you ar mean but it ainât my fault unless youâre still just reved up from the motor boat.â His hands started trembling. âCan you get me off i MEAN Get off of me please? you already proved the first one.â He hated to ask her to get off of him cause he really want her to stay there but under better circumstances.

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âSomething like that.â She narrowed her eyes. âYou donât know youâre not a woman.â She laughed a little at him. âHow about no.â She climbed over the seats and opened the door backing out of the van backwards. âA lot has happened today in a short amount of time and itâs kinda heavy. I need to marinate my mixed beans.â she hoped he understood. âBy the way you have my big girl undies.â She wanted them back cause they were her first pair of sexy ones.Â
â Happy to make you cum then.â He was proud of him. âSo i not then.. when?â Before the was a corpse or did she like necrophilia? âA no.â He smiled. âI earned those theyâre going right next to the last letter You wrote me.â He smiled  as he shut the van door and locked them. âBye bye now dragon tamer.â He sad as he pulled her undies out and played with them stupidly.
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Chandler turned red and with a higher pitch tone, âNo! it wasnât my butt.â She rolled her eyes. âYou really wanna know? fine. I squirt cum at you.â She said embarrassed. âYes women do that too.â She insisted he was so uneducated in the female. âI do believe I did have an orgasm. I felt the spasm tighten and release like twelve times even after you stopped touching me.â  Not to mention she had missed him when he left. âYeah? yeah⌠we can do it again one day.â She looked at him and then stared at him awkwardly in silence. Â
He laughed at her reaction. âLike semen?âŚ.â His eye narrowed. âNo you didnât⌠girls⌠donât Have thatâŚ.?âŚ..â She made him question himself and his naive Christian knowledge. He snort. âIâm that good huh?â He teased but kinda thought he was good. âAlrightâŚ. Good. Not to make a schedule but given situation I think itâs warranted. How about every Sunday and Wednesday Night after church in this van?â
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Chandler cackles between his kissing attack. His mouth was wet with her flavor and kissed him passionately like the movie scenes she wasnât supposed to watch. But then Berness was the enemy and Chandler got so scared in her vagina cause they were about to be in so much trouble if Bernard caught on. Chandler went to sit up almost instantly but Andie had the bright idea to pin her to the floor of the van. As the men exchanged conversation Chandlerâs heartbeat rapidly and Andrew felt it against his palm. Â
It was brilliant how he handled Berness he knew exactly how to work these church people. Chandler felt Andie pull away to leave with Bernard and she became lima bean But she knew why he left her there to protect their relationship.
When Andrew arrived back to the van a sleeping Chandler was heard snoring before she awoke to him not being mad. âAbout that⌠I donât think it was pee was it?â She sat up with sleepy eyes. âHiâŚâ She said and blushed looking at him. was this awkward now? Chandler didnât know if she should act like it didnât happen. âNice save. By the way we donât have to acknowledge anythingâŚso.â
He laughed slightly. â Umm Hidey.â Andie got in the van and shut the door. âWhat else would it be? You got a secret hole i donât know about?â He said excitedly with a grin and leaned in heavy on her to kiss her. âOh god was it your butt?â He teased and joked trying to embarrass her cause he thought she was embarrassed she peeâd. âSeriously I donât care. Do it again i dare ya.â He played. âSorry I woke you didnât know that happened to girls too. Did you cum?â He wasnât sure. âO no Iâm gonna acknowledge to death thanks. We can do this more⌠sometimes, if you want? Like make this a thing⌠that we do.â
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Chandlerâs back pressed against the stinky floor board of the church van. This was risky. âAndrew, Iâm a little nervous.â She confessed and gulped as he pushed up her skirt she felt the breeze. âContinue.â She consented and felt his head drift between her legs lapping up her excitement. Chandlerâs heart skipped and she felt like she had never had felt before. Feeling his hot lips kiss her ever so delicate part and began to lick her like a lollipop. Chandler gasped absentmindedly. Her fingers twisted in his hair as he sucked her clit into his mouth and she began to breath heavily. Her body began to tense up and her legs began to shake draped across his arms. It was scary and exciting. âAndrew! Iâm GoNnAâpee-pee.â she drenched him.Â
âya whoa!â He didnât know if he should swallow it or spit it out. âChanler- chanlear.â He said with a full mouth and just knew that it had excited him. âOh girl.â He didnât want to set a bad example so he swallowed then kissed her wild she set him off. âYes Unleash me babes.â He wanted to ravage her body but hear the van drivers door open and he covered her mouth and peaked over the seat. seeing Berness. âBernard?!â He said confused and disgusted. âWhatâd ya doing buddy?â Andie kept his hand on her chest so she wouldnât raise up exposing them cause with his luck itâd be the one thing berness remembered. Huh? Oh I gotta go on my church route before service starts. Berness thought he still picked people up in the van for church like he used to. âOhhh well actually Bernard we just dropped them off. Good work I appreciate ya. I think preacher Brad was wanting to speak with you something about a lawnmower.â He done a passing laugh. âCome on weâll find him.â Andie tucked his stiffy before standing up and leaving with Bernard and Andrew giving him 10 bucks to go get a big pal and stay on his good side. âSee ya later Bernard.â Soon Andie came back to the van to find Chandler. ââwhereâs my big girl?â He laughed. ââIâm not mad about theâŚ. The pee?â He said as he waited for her to pop up.
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Chandlerâs eyes lit up at the sight of his fiery tip. âAndrewââ She says all breathy as she choked on her internal lust. âFuck, daddy Andrew.â She said feeling like a bad girl in church but if Andrew could say it so could she. Chandler nods agreeing she is indeed filthy. As if her slit needed any more lubrication he called her a woman and it really aroused her to be noticed by him in that light. âFlaminâ Mama? oooh I like that. Do you know what that does to me? shamey.â She bit her lip sexy.
Chandler could feel something was throbbing and it was warm and grew even stiffer before he began to reach climax she removed her hand watching his cock flex the cum out of his sex. Before she new it his cock had erupted into the latex and she wondered what it had felt like to him? Chandler whimpered naturally she rubbed his thigh and wanted him to force himself inside her before he went completely limp. Her hand met the base of his shaft and she removed the condom taking a closer look at his sperming. Chandler pinched the latex. âItâs warm.â She looked up at Andrew and threaded the condom into her mouth to feel him his load inside her this was the best she could do right now. Removing the condom from her mouth she holds up to him. âLook what I made you do.â She giggles. âYou do? I want you too.â She nods. âI wanna cum.â Chandler blushed when he mentioned how he wanted to do it. Chandler had never been this close with anyone before and it was very private to let him venture. ââŚokay.â she consented with a shy undertone in her voice. âBut what if I donât know how?â
She was unbelievable  He watched her watch him and the way she rubbed at his thighs was just the best slutty. âDid you justâŚ. Whine?â Heâd never seen or heard that before but he liked it and she seemed more into this than heâd ever heard of girls being and her whimper showed it to him so he wanted to cater to her the way he had needed to be catered to at those times he felt just as needy. âwhat theâŚâ He watched her swallow the condom while still holding the end of it like she was a kid doing tricks with ramen noodles. âDevil.â He grabbed the condom and pulled it out of her throat and looked up at the ceiling like could god believe what he had to put up with. âLetâs no do that.â He laughed taking it from her. âYouâll know.â He said gently and assuringly. âCome on.â He took her hand peeking out the door seeing everyone too busy to pay attention including his mother. âLetâs go.â They rushed out of the church and made their way up on the hill to the old run down unworking church van. He pulled back the door and let her in and he followed behind her keeping a look out before shutting the door behind them.Â
He turned towards her with a eager smile and laid her back under the seats that seem to have no legs whatsoever and you could roll from back to front and front to back under if you were a stupid little goat and or naughty naughty Andrews and Chandlers. He pushed the bottom of her skirt up to her waist and slid down between her legs. You okay with this? He asked to her reply to go ahead and give head so he did. He looked at her lips so wet so juicy her clit was big? He thought and not to compare but he liked it more than Roblynâs but all clits were good clits Chandlers was just his favorite it was just really fun tasty and aesthetic plus easy to access and suckable to also it jiggled and he liked that. His lips felt hot and enlarged in their own right of arousal. He couldnât believe she was wet for him just from his dick in her mouth. He dirty I want you laughed excitedly and kissed kiss her lips a few times first but not her face ones. He then nervously and lightly licked across her to see how sheâd react given she was well herself. When that went well he pressed more of his tongue to her to cover more surface and this time she stuck to his tongue so sticky and slick he could have drank a whole bottle of her and drowning on it would be a pleasure. He lapped her gently and sucked on her killer clit and kissed her sex with an open mouth and looked up at her with his long calf eyelashes while he done it. He liked this all of this he wanted to be her cunnlingus master slut whore anything she wanted as long as he got to do this to her. He wouldâve spoke to her but he liked how busy his mouth was at the given time since discovering his favorite food group was đ˝đ˝đ

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Chandlerâs heart bout exploded from the kaleidoscope of butterflies flapping their wings in her chest. âYou want me to jack you off?â her cheeks blushed rose red. All those  Summer midnights she had thought about touching him and now the opportunity to discover him had presented itself with consent as the plus one. Chandler rubbed her thumb over the tip of the condom where he had pre-came and It was slippery but not warm but it sent the signal to her tail-tail.
âI-if I do, Do you promise to fill it up?â The condom she meant. Chandler wanted to see the cum squirt out of him like her desire was fire and he had to put it out. Chandler warmed her hands up blowing into them making the temperature  warmer than the first time she touched him. Both her hands wrapped around him. âDoes it feel like a flame?â he was red. Chandler pulled her red hair to the left side of her neck leaning over his cock she dribbled saliva from her watery mouth onto the head of him and giggled out of nervousness. Her hands traveled to his tip and worked their way down as if she was slathering him in her brand.
Chandlerâs eyes floated up towards his veil browns. He felt nice out here and all she could imagine was how he must feel inside. Watching him place his thumb in his mouth Chandler knew he was tasting her but it was like eating off someone elseâs plate didnât he want to lick the bowl? Chandler removes her left hand causally and trailed between her legs to feel his side effects. Her eyes squint at her sensitivity. Her right hand twists around Andie as if her hand was a dancer and his erection was the pole. Chandler looked up at him from her knees. âI wanna see you sperm.â She mutters under her breath. âPlease show me. I need it like a pulse.â Â she kisses him softly. Â Her pupils dilated this was ecstasy and she was addicted.
âI mean if thatâs what you got out of it.â He snort laughs cause it was exactly what he meant and they both knew it. He watched he caress his and it was curiously but he hoped it was curious for him and love because he knew how she could be. for some reason them preforming a legit sexual act seemed like something they were both always starting but never following through with so he was used to bluffing and when she spit on his tip reality set in and his heart beat nervously but also made his tip redder and made him want her more this was the most explicit thing heâd ever done.   âMy god, you are fuckin-â He spoke breathlessly cussing in the church bathroom during prayer. â filthyâ he stared back into her Blues. âBurninâ hot babes itâs little flaminâ mama youâre straight sex woman. Youâre a woman.â Chandler was finally a grown woman. âThatâs a promise i can keep baby.â He half laughed.Â
He was taken a back by her touching herself and the thought of him being able to cause her to get wet? Unfathomable. His pupils dilated his heart palpitated his cock? It ejaculated. He needed to work on that if he was gonna last during sex with her. He pulsated in her palms and gripped the edge of the step he was sat on and he sweat. He felt shy and vulnerable because how observant Chandler could be but he didnât let it ruin their moment. He made noise that when into a laugh as he breathed. âUgh god I want you.â He wanted more than hands he wanted more than just to be touched he wanted to touch. â Can I try to make you cum?âŚ. With my mouth?â
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âIf that was true you wouldâve called my mom.â He yelled from the tall cornstalks waiting for someone he knew to come by that wasnât Chandler but eventually he just had to yell for Neal by singing his one life run and Neal showed up and called Connie. Connie stomped right by Chandlerâs booth with raincoat in her hand paper towels and dog pee pads and a trash bag. She later waked out with Andie in the coat and gave Chandler the side eye of disapproval. Andie turned slightly and flipped Chandler off.
Chandler gasped, âConnie, Miss CONNIE! Andrew gave me the bird.â She tattled. Connie also gave the bird. Chandler felt stupid she hated to feel stupid. âIâm telling Preacher Brad!â Chandler pulls out her phone and dials Brad to which she was placed on hold with no return. âCuss!â She threw her phone and ran to Neal whining to go back to the bakery cause it just wasnât her day.
âAye!â He touched both her shoulders comfortingly. âNo.â He winked. âYouâll Be alright.â He turned her around and walked her back to her stand. âNow letâs make 3 flavors out of these two like the genius I am!â He giggles. âCherry limeade. What?! Brilliant.â