hey.

media shocked. “how did trump win” they said. “how could this bombastic fascist become president after we gave him more than half a year of completely free airtime until his momentum reached critical levels” they said. “we’re so surprised”

Does "artist" refer to the photographer or whoever stacked those carrots

a horror genre video game where people keep asking you to hold their baby and you have to fight off increasingly determined hoards of monsters without dropping it

Barrack Barry Bear

Yeah they can: not very

a little known fact is that there is a worm version of every holiday. for example on worm valentines day we celebrate worm love and experience the plague

Watch as I illegally torrent love

If I’ve learned anything from video games, it is that when you meet enemies, it means that you’re going in the right direction.

that’s really inspiring

holy fucking shit

No that's really stupid try not to make enemies???

“Agree to disagree” is white guy speak for “I understand you have an opinion but unfortunately, me.”

No it’s human being speak for “We have differing opinions and I can see that neither of us are going to persuade the other to change theirs so we shouldn’t continue this argument because it’s going nowhere” jesus you’re all fucking children

Mario is a platformer

a headline from my perfect world