that's a nice hat!

Mhm. Rightttttt

You heard nothing!!! I ain't said shit!

I didn’t say anything!

That's cause there ain't a single thing to say, right? Right??

You have some of the most interesting taste I’ve seen, Wayne

I wouldn't now! I was real stupid and real sad!

Mhm. Rightttttt

You heard nothing!!! I ain't said shit!

I didn’t say anything!

That's cause there ain't a single thing to say, right? Right??

Mhm. Rightttttt

You heard nothing!!! I ain't said shit!

Does not mean we’re for kissing!

*smooches her forehead* I dunno, you're just so kissable.

You think anybody is kissable, Wayne

Now that just ain't true! I wouldn't kiss, uh... hm... no, I would kiss him... him, too... and her... I'd totally give Joe forehead kisses... damn, you might be right!

So perhaps you’re not the expert on who is for kissing.

Yeah, but I love you, and I'm good at pickin' folks to love.

Does not mean we’re for kissing!

*smooches her forehead* I dunno, you're just so kissable.

You think anybody is kissable, Wayne

Now that just ain't true! I wouldn't kiss, uh... hm... no, I would kiss him... him, too... and her... I'd totally give Joe forehead kisses... damn, you might be right!

I never heal sore muscles from a good fight or fightin' workout. That's the best part! Makes me feel like I earned my next nap it does.

It would also just be a waste of healing, I think.

Eh. Healed myself un-drunk too many times to count. Also stabbed a knife through my hand for a bet on three separate occasions. I ain't responsible enough to think about the waste on normal days.

*He rolls his eyes, turning back to what he was doing*

Why's folks droppin' car batteries on your head anyway? *breaks off a piece of the cheese and takes a bite, unbothered* Actually, you look a bit beat up in general. You know you're s'pposed to try to avoid bein' hit.

Are you some kind of Wit?

Ain't that one of Hoid's aliases? Sure, you could say that. Only I also beat people up.

I never heal sore muscles from a good fight or fightin' workout. That's the best part! Makes me feel like I earned my next nap it does.

It would also just be a waste of healing, I think.

Eh. Healed myself un-drunk too many times to count. Also stabbed a knife through my hand for a bet on three separate occasions. I ain't responsible enough to think about the waste on normal days.

Does not mean we’re for kissing!

*smooches her forehead* I dunno, you're just so kissable.

Aw, neat, I was lookin' for where I put that!

Take it back!

Sure thing! *picks it up and places a big block of cheese in its place*

What on Roshar is the meaning of this? Who are you?

'What is the meaning of this?' Ooh, that's real nice. Clipped. Very stuck-up nobility like. Tryin' a bit hard, so I bet you grew up kinda rural and you're self-conscious about it. Can you give me some words with 'k' and 'p' sounds?

*He shuts his mouth and just glares at Wayne*

*He rolls his eyes, turning back to what he was doing*

Why's folks droppin' car batteries on your head anyway? *breaks off a piece of the cheese and takes a bite, unbothered* Actually, you look a bit beat up in general. You know you're s'pposed to try to avoid bein' hit.