Callami

Headcanon that heaven demon sperm/semen is addictive as hellll like getting creampied is the height of pleasure it's genuinely narcotic sooooo

Ming fan who experiences a qi deviation or a aphrodisiac pollen or a papapa device of some kind that led to him having a one night stand with TLJ, problem is due to heavenly demons being so rare and obscure ming fan has no idea of any of the properties in TLJ's blood and bodily fluids, hell maybe even tlj himself doesn't know since he was sealed for so long that guy gotta have some kind of brain damage. When TLJ finished inside ming fan was none the wiser.

He keeps going back again and again and again. Having no idea why he couldn't stop or why he was so addicted to the point where he would bring his work over to TLJ's place just to finish them as quickly as possible before getting tangled in the bed with him again.

Mf is absolutely aware that something is Wrong but he couldn't tell what. All he knows is that without tlj he feels tired, irritable, lethargic even nauseas at times. His moods become worse and he snaps at people and gets into meaningless fights and arguments.

He tried to solve it on his own by going days or a weeks at a time without seeing the heavenly demon, buying yellow books, masturbating violently until his fingers cramp and he's just fingering himself to fill the void when it doesn't even give it pleasure anymore. But unfortunately none of them really work and he comes crawling back to tlj.

Now this could go two ways.

A. Tlj doesn't know, and tries to figure it out they eventually figure out the problem which leads to the invention of drug rehabilitation centers and condoms.

B. Tlj *does* know and is doing this on purpose to try to get mf addicted enough that he could eventually steal the disciple away without anyone knowing.

So when maybe PIDW ming fan dies, and reincarnates a SA common pet fish in one of Qing Jing's many lakes and streams. It is disconcerting being a fish, but ming fan is ming fan, and makes it work anyway. Maybe he can cultivate to a human or half human form (add some mumbo jumbo about systems and how ming fan's core was still intact when he died so it followed him into this reincarnation) and now Qing Jing just has a pet mermaid. Since ming fan grew from a common pet fish (a fact that fascinated many people), he also brought a lot of attention. I like to think Shen Qingiqu avoided him at first before reluctantly building him a little quarter for mermen.

Ming Fan teaching the baby disciples how to defend against aquatic attacks since aquatic beasts and demons are notorious for being difficult to hunt and kill. Ming fan swimming through waterfalls to reach other peaks during the attack while his Shizun was in seclusion. Ming fan sneaking into the IAF to protect people to make sure as little cultivators die as possible. Hehehe.

I want to see him struggle and attempt to escape but getting caught back every single time not even because he's weak but simply because his opponent was far far above his league, maybe someone from a heavenly demon lineage, maybe bingge, maybe tlj.

And since Luo Binghe, the strongest demon, Emperor of the Demon Realm himself was married to a human cultivator, wouldn’t it set off a spark that leads to more and more demons finding human cultivators as desirable? And since the emperor has already bagged the best catch (the Peak Lord of Qing Jing himself), suddenly Qing Jing Peak in general has become prime marriage material for demons and demonnesses. It didn’t help that Saintess Sha Hualing was also rumoured to be enamoured with a female cultivator of the Peak. 

So suddenly demons began coming to Qing Jing Peak in droves, some doing it ‘the human way’, offering courtship and conversation and flaunting their strength and wealth (often at the foot of the Peak since they aren’t really allowed on it) to disciples who catch their eye, and even those who don’t (because it wasn’t really about love, it was more of a status symbol). Technically Bai Zhan Peak was supposed to drive them away but it was too good of a show and they enjoy the faces of the stick-up-their-ass scholars scrunching at demons flexing their muscles at them.

Each morning, when Ming Fan checks Qing Jing Peak's entrance, because Peak Lords know that Bai Zhan won’t do their jobs, he will inevitably find a demon of some kind asking for a random disciple’s, and sometimes - about every other day - his own hand, in marriage. The more polite ones would request a courtship, while others prefer the more demonic method of bride stealing - wherein Ming Fan would have to chase them down and beat them up. Only for them to turn around and claim since he had won, they shall take the role of the bride instead.

Initially amusing—bride-stealing aside—and somewhat flattering, the incessant proposals had become annoying. There is only so much space on the Peak that one can make for beast meat, elixirs, flowers, rare scrolls, and other gifts that the horde of demons come bearing. 

The biggest prize remains to be the Head Disciple himself though, as the next Peak Lord, and an admirable, strong, pretty human cultivator who takes after his shizun so much, naturally Ming Fan becomes the one the demons are gunning for. 

Most demons have low IQ, and they are stubborn, once Ming Fan (or anyone) catches their eye they become convinced that he is The One. Demonkind is so starved for affection that the slightest bit of kindness will have them thinking that you are interested in them romantically. Letting them down gently doesn’t work as that will simply make them think you are playing hard to get and come at you with full strength instead.

It’s tragic, but mostly annoying.