Ms.Aprilcot

New York is about to kill a whole lot of landlords

*holds ur hand* bro… u look so pretty tonight

get u a girl who cant do either

Overthinking is a bitch like damn bro i get it

tumblr working overtime to scrub “adult” content from this website only for a photoshopped pic of john lennon’s asscrack to become a top post 3 days into 2022

Enough things have happened. No more things for a while. Thank you.

i still lose it every time i see this post because someone let a fucking goose into their house just because tumblr said to and if that doesn’t perfectly define all of our experiences on this shitty excuse for a website i dont know what does  

gonna start telling people that in Belgium they speak Belsh

to the several people in the tags saying they speak Welsh in Welgium, you get it

mcdonalds gave me the boys toy in my happy meal and ive been transgender ever since

at the gym telling everyone the weights would be easier to lift if we all work together

doctor patient confidentiality goes both ways i saw my doctor killing someone in the street and driving off and ill have to live and die quiet about it