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Doxxing myself by saying I'm in Colorado rn and it is BEAUTIFUL

#have some photos without any faces or identifying info I might share when I get the chance. wildflowers! mountains! the sky!#oh world you are so very beautiful. I love you so much!!!

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biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

used to live in a college town that was huge on sports. 80% of small talk was sportsball and so i developed an Evil Habit: whenever the conversation inevitably turned to the upcoming Big Game i would act excited and then confused. I would earnestly insist they had the details wrong. "the game next Saturday? don't you mean the Thursday after? playing against the [predator species]? no we're playing against the [other predator species]." And so on. i would draw this argument out for as long as feasibly possible, until eventually someone would pull out their phone to prove to me my wrongness. At which point I would squint exaggerated at the screen, slap my forehead in an eureka moment, and exclaim "oh you meant the MEN'S team!!! are they doing a game? that's nice."

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oh good tags:

#i have the rare joy of living in an area where the college team people care most about is women #but that also makes interacting with anyone not from here on the subject feel very odd #like wdym you only watch the men’s version of the sport. wdym you treat that as the default?? we root for our girls here

scribefindegil

I'm still thinking about the guy who saw me realize my wheelchair wouldn't fit in the elevator because he (also a wheelchair user) was already inside it and immediately quipped, "This elevator ain't accessible enough for the both of us."

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name

my family has had some pretty interesting encounters with psychics/mediums that seem genuine in the past, but nothing will ever be funnier to me than the last guy my mom talked to who was so definitely bullshitting, because she said "I was hoping to hear from my husband" and the guy went "he said....it's okay to Move On" and like. every single person my mom has recounted this too has been like "He Would Not Fucking Say That". as if this was an ooc fanfic about my father. it's just so fucking funny. fake psychic dude take your shitty headcanons about my ghost dad and LEAVE!!!

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like, my parents were legitimately insane about each other. I cannot stress how much he wouldn't say that. I have to assume his ghost was standing right next to this fake psychic yelling "WHAT THE FUCK!!!!" when he told my mom to move on lmfao

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actually. funnier to imagine he was a Real Psychic who was just trying to put a move on my mom and didn't think the ghost would do anything about it and now is now dealing with a violently angry haunting for the rest of his days lmfao

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name

this psychic for the rest of his life all because he tried to hit on some dead guy's wife in an elevator

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name

Ghost Dad: WE LITERALLY CHANGED OUR VOWS BECAUSE WE DIDN'T LIKE "TILL DEATH DO US PART"

Psychic: he says you need a real man. a tangible one. a man visible to the average eye.

thequeeninyellowlace

Psychic: I also choose this guy’s still-alive wife.

innerchildabortionclinic

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

kropotkindersurprise

my friend competed in a Survivor knock-off reality tv contest on a tropical island, and he did exactly this. While everyone was scheming and forming cliques and voting strategically to get rid of the others, he just floated in the sea for weeks.

Weeks into the show they had to like, reintroduce him in the editing because he had just been absent from the show till then; "remember this guy? he's also still here". They started with 60 people or something, and he made it to the final 6, where he lost a balancing game.

It was very funny to watch the crappy show just to see my friend, because most episodes he just didnt feature at all. He didn't stress about winning the big prize or anything, he just treated it as a vacation where he got to chill out for two months and get paid for it. A real icon.

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fionn-o-nassus

Not gonna lie this makes me a bit irritated. Here's the real version of this photo:

Instead of a cutesie reference to film censorship it was an explicit statement of defiance of Maryland's criminalization gay sex, which was not repealed until 2002. This wasn't a guy saying "Oh they can't put what I do in the movies according to a completely voluntary industry code" he was saying "The State of Maryland wants to put me in jail for being gay and having gay sex."

It wasn't a guy being cheeky about sex in an ambiguous, cute way. It was a man stating, in no uncertain terms, that a whole state of the United States considered him a criminal for being homosexual.

chalroe

From Lost In Translation by @quekerahkerah (which is so fun, go read it rn!!!)

c3rvida3

I just learned that a lot of vintage perfumes and fragrances were intentionally created to blend well with the ever-present smell of cigarettes, and in specific a lot of iconic ones that are super musky and floral and civet-heavy were intended to compliment the smell of fur coats or even "refresh" that new fur coat smell, which is one of the reasons (besides just shifting preferences and trends) that a lot of them smell really, really bad to modern noses.

I bet there's some stunning genius diva out there right now who meticulously coordinates her Victoria's Secret body mists with her vape flavors.

avoid-avoidance

I recently learned that "Make A Terrible Comic Day" is a thing from this post. What better way to celebrate than to follow the kind encouragement of @justcakethanks and make a spinoff #eridianwelcomingcommittee comic? justcakethanks's comics are certainly not terrible, but I make no promises about mine.

I am not any kind of visual artist, so each and every drawing in this comic was copy-pasted straight from justcakethanks's comics -- at most, modified a little, like substituting an ellipsis for the original question mark in Grace's reaction, and of course changing the card message.

Fun fact: I started out making this comic with absolutely no idea what would happen in it. I took a bunch of clipped screenshots from the original eridianwelcomingcommittee comics, saved them in a folder and labeled/numbered them, and generated random numbers to start picking which drawings to put in. The "plot", such as it is, bloomed from there.

justcakethanks

I'll have you all know that I could barely read this because I was already laughing so hard I was crying.

Masterfully done @avoid-avoidance I need to go lie down now.

tribblefarmer

The Bird has been reading up on the human custom called "bowing."

Template by the hilarious @justcakethanks

justcakethanks

The "think about it" at the end is too good hahaha. And the little blushie emote xDDD

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ohwait-shesinspace

@justcakethanks for you 🩷

justcakethanks

I love how creative y'all are

lost it at the drawing they made at the bottom of the note xD

ohwait-shesinspace

@justcakethanks I'm sorry for what I have done here

justcakethanks

*wheezing sounds*

ohwait-shesinspace

As an ace, this is true allyship.

@justcakethanks original template

justcakethanks

The "welcoming committee" is really branching out lately!

skulkingsob

Fan comics of the eridian welcoming committtee by @justcakethanks - they are a work of art. The committee understands that fire is unsafe for humans, so the hosuewarming was done outside the biodome for Grace to watch. In the second one, they misinterpreted the statement 'we love you to death'. Likely inspired by Valentines day cards.

These were fun to make

justcakethanks

Omg hahaha yesss yesss mooore!

As it happens, I also thought to do a housewarming! It's posting in the future. Mime doesn't involve fire tho, that's genius xD

nohaijiachi

I am consistently delighted by @justcakethanks eridian welcoming committee comics, and I *HAD* to do something with their template lmfao, I love these little guys!!!

justcakethanks

What do you give the guy who has everything? (A best friend, a beautiful biodome, daily laugh riots...)

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boyfenious4boygenius

uhm so I wanted to participate in the spinoff comics from @justcakethanks !! Sorry if it’s not the greatest, I used my thumbs and a dream 😭 I absolutely adore these three they’re so goofy

justcakethanks

I would argue that drawing this with thumbs is entirely appropriate for the fisting committee lol

This is so good ...I love opening Tumblr and seeing all the fancomics they're so funnyyyyy

ohwait-shesinspace

@justcakethanks

justcakethanks

Vdbsnxbsnns the gear!!!

Also I love how the fanart committee is now om charge of every facet of Grace's care. Did they get promoted because they did such a good job with welcoming??

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