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whatever your life is now, its not actually good. i am not relying on any facts about your life in the slightest to make this conclusion

because of that, you're not actually happy at all -- again, with zero evidence

the only pathway to true happiness is MY religion. your life experiences up to this point are irrelevant.

there is zero likelihood that you left christianity because of trauma

your lifestyle, whatever it is, is fundamentally wrong

your religion or theology, whatever it is, is fundamentally wrong

your belief system, whatever it is, is fundamentally wrong

your culture, cultural ties and expressions, and deeply-held cultural beliefs, are all fundamentally wrong to the point that, if you do not change, you will suffer possibly in this lifetime AND the next and deserve every ounce of pain if you don't change to my religion

again I cannot stress enough that there are two reasons why people suffer: they're either being Prepared for Greatness (that we'll never know about and that, because we'll never know, can get our hopes up but also can't rely on or expect because thats wrong) or You Fully Deserve It, regardless of what the suffering is.

my religion and my god "save" people but also does not even guarantee basic safety to people who need it and you're ludicrous for expecting that

It has 30 prompts for November but feel free to write and post whenever, but please add the tag #No one nuts November or #NoonenutsNovember wherever you post. You do not have to @ or credit this blog if you use any of these prompts.

(Text version under the cut)

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

They're always touching. You'd be forgiven for mistaking it for a blatant public display of affection, but they're not really displaying anything. The first time Steve is in an Important Meeting and Bucky is asleep in his lap, stirring comfortably and making cute noises as Steve fondles his hair and occasionally plants a soft peck on his forehead, he is lectured about professionalism, but it becomes clear that Steve isn't trying to make a weird statement, his relationship with Bucky is just like this. They lean on each other, wrap themselves around each other, sit in each others' laps. Steve has a habit of keeping his hands in view so Bucky can grab one of his hands and place it on his body where he wants it (usually his head, so Steve can pet his hair).

At a restaurant, they eat off each other's plates freely to the point of taking a fork out of the other's hand if they want what's on it. At a cookout or casual event they will be drinking out of the same soda. Sam swears he's seen Bucky spit candies and mouthfuls of beverages into Steve's mouth.

In casual settings it's even grosser: Bucky has a habit of planting himself behind Steve's back and starting to squeeze blackheads on the back of his neck with no preamble. Instead of asking Steve to trim his toenails he'll just trim Steve's toenails himself and Steve lets him.

Then there's all the weird ways Bucky requests and shows affection: by chewing and biting on Steve's arm like it's a stim toy, bonking his head against Steve's back or shoulder, slipping himself up under Steve's arm and clinging to him like a toddler.

Sometimes they excuse themselves to a private space during events or meetings. The others initially assume they're having sex, it follows that they can't survive more than a few hours without fucking each other, but it occurs to them that it might be something weirder. Sam honestly feels more comfortable with the idea that they're running off somewhere for a quickie than anything. The notion of them excusing themselves for snuggle time is somehow weirder and equally plausible.

Bucky tries a gross candy and immediately puts it in steves mouth so they can be grossed out together. Bucky straight up using Steve as a blanket- pulling Steve on top of him when hes ready to nap, Bucky playing with Steve's hand while they lay together and biting his nail off. Steve made a deal to floss buckys teeth bc he doesnt like to when they brush together. Bucky following Steve to the bathroom no matter where they are and standing outside literally only if the stall/ watercloset is too small for them to both stand in. Bucky biting steves shoulders in affection but not romantic love. So just randomly. on the couch. in line at the store. on virtual meetings steve has. Steve using corners and bits of his sketchbook to write notes to Bucky like theyre in school, especially if theyre in a meeting with tony/the govt/whatever. Theyre sitting on the same chair and they both have a multitude of wireless devices to communicate but theyre writing notes back and forth like a fourth grader. Steve taking a bite of a sour orange slice and immediately handing the piece from his mouth to bucky who likes sour oranges. Steve shaving spots on Buckys leg so he can draw on it.

Here’s HSTHETE, the 24 hour comic I drew this year!  Thanks to everybody who followed along on twitter this weekend as I posted these pages <3