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With some of this stuff itâs hard to tell if itâs ironic detachment or genuine racism, but at some point, whatâs the f***king difference?
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Love the banan, be the banan
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So vampires donât show up in film or mirrors, right? What if that applies to literally any kind of sensor. You got some 2000-year-old emissary of the night cussing out an automatic soap dispenser.
automatic doors. AUTOMATIC DOORS
Those light switches that shuts down when they sense lack of activity.
#my favorite kind of vampire#the shitty and inconvenienced one
So CRABBY!
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does anyone remember that time when i determined the number of chickens youâd get in two hours if they underwent asexual reproduction and each chicken became two chickens every four minutes?
i do
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âIâll kill you,â Deadlock said through gritted teeth. But he lay stock-still despite the threat, optics locked on Ratchetâs face.
Ratchet leaned in and kept working. Deadlockâs threats seemed to have no impact on him at all. Neither did the sounds of battle â seekers making another bombing run, the pop-pop of distant guns, the crackling hiss of bodies burning. Ratchet sealed the rent fuel line at Deadlockâs hip, movements as sure and steady as theyâd been back in his quiet little clinic before the war.
Ratchetâs touch was as delicate as Deadlock remembered it. Even the pain he caused was temporary and faint, fading to a dull ache as Ratchetâs hands moved on to the next leaking line.
âYeah, yeah,â Ratchet muttered as he worked. âShut up, Drift.â
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Did someone sayâŚpearl cosplay? Haha I forgot I made this for my sister.
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âWhat I didnât realize, back when I was this twenty-five-year-old pinup for geeks in that me myself and iconic metal bikini, was that I had signed an invisible contract to stay looking the exact same way for the next thirty to forty years. Well, clearly Iâve broken that contract. Partly because, in an effort to keep up my disguise as a human being, I had a child at some point. And then, in an effort to stay sane for said child, I took pounds and pounds of medications that have the dual effect of causing water retention (think ocean, not lake) while also creating a craving for saladâchocolate salad. So yes, in answer to your unexpressed question, sanity does turn out to come at a heavy price.â
