sorry i can't tonight.. my spring melancholy is developing into hysteria

People who object to trans people being in fantasy are wild. As though some silly-hatted alchemist wouldn't simply invent Almazar's Gender Fluid in an afternoon and distribute it to every dungeon chest in the land. It's Common on the loot table and half the goblins drop it. You can brew it yourself with three mushrooms and eight snail shells. It sells for 1 copper at the merchant because the supply is so abundant. You fool. You melon. You absolute buffoon. The limits of what you are willing to imagine are an epitaph you wrote for your own freedom.

don't trust anything your mind says if you haven't eaten or slept for a while btw. that bitch is a primal creature

Accepting identities I don't understand is actually extremely easy because I just go "this isn't about me" and move on with my life unbothered by someone else's identity, it's truly that simple.

After watching him play Benoit Blanc I think we all know that folks need to give Daniel Craig more roles he can have fun with, and by that I mean I need him to be the only human in a Muppets movie

It’s a crime they typecast Daniel Craig as a serious action man for so long when it’s clear he was born to play a silly little gay detective

@thatsthespiritdear basically, this is what our wedding will look like.

@asktheauror I’m so down

“dream me the world. something new for every night.” is obviously AHHHH level good, sweet, amazing. but it’s also so funny. they are so dramatic. gansey is going away for the WEEKEND. ronan is like oh my god he hates me because i’m not coming. he hates me and he never wants to see me again. gansey is like Oh My God he thinks i hate him because i’m leaving him forever (the weekend),,, time to say something star crossed lovers level dramatic so he knows i love him and see him. like boys. it’s alright. you’ll both be back in each other’s arms within the week don’t worry.