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Death Grips - You might think he loves you for your money but I know what he really loves you for it’s your brand new leopard skin pillbox hat

had a dream that i brought a used paper towel roll back to the store to pay for it again because it was so useful. cashier was like "most people don't do this. you're a good person" true

Buddy you're gonna be a bug in a rug when I'm done with you

"hurt people hurt people" yes mistress. anything for you mistress.

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

no language should be mocked other than french

ITS PRONOUNCED “WAZO” AND YES, I WILL DIE MAD ABOUT IT

oiseaux hits every vowel in the french alphabet and manages to only be pronounced with 2 goddamn syllables

got vowels coming out the oiseaux

This will never not be funny and I will never not reblog it.

mike oiseauxwski

MIKE OISEAUXWSKI 😭😭

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Objection English should be mocked

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This post is… EDIBLE!

Actually he took out a gun with which he shot himself

why did the italian restaurant give him a gun instead of a meatball marinara......

Fighting for my life in margaritaville

starting to think some of yall arent serious bout finding beauty in the grotesque

they cant even find beauty in fat ppl