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"You're sweeter than apple pie, you know that?"

"That was very clever of you, dear"

"Well aren't you handsome?"

"Oh! I almost forget how...strong you can be...hm. Strong and. Large. Yes. It's quite attractive, I must say."

"You're more lovely than all the morning glories in arda, my love, everyone at this feast shall be viciously envious of me and I shall not feel one wit of guilt about it. Don't laugh, I'm serious."

"Don't look at me like that, you know I can't resist those eyes of yours."

"You look ravishing, is what you look like."

"Good morning, my thorny rose."

His friends, of course, tease him endlessly. Dwalin is particularly fond of batting his eyes at him and mimicing Bilbo's accent with an "oh thorin, you're such a wee delicate petal".