Turning the cuck chair around backwards to show I'm not like your other, boring cuckolds

I'll have you know I was "a pleasure to have" in the torture dungeon

yeah the doctor said they found the source of my guilt and quiet agony deep within my core. Yeah turns out there really is something physically and fundamentally wrong with me that I've been carrying my entire life. No they said they're not gonna remove it. Said its an "elective surgery" so insurance won't cover it. Anyway how are you

a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.

Girlfriend won't stop point-and-clickmaxxing. Saying shit like "keys! I can use these!" And walking up to doors and announcing "it's locked." without touching the knob

If you miss your swing on the christian baby does the catcher like. throw the baby back to the pitcher