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God told abraham to sacrifice his son, then stopped him last minute. That was a lie

Still none of you? Not a single spooky shit appreciator among you?

I don't have a pc

I remember it and leave it in the street, on the off chance the guy who wrote that sees and has an aneurysm

I need to understand what you mean by "such a big deal". Like what makes you think that the US as a whole puts significance on Texas?

Yeah

For me it's the brisket. They know how to smoke a cow

I've been through Texas a couple times. Loved it. Traffic was retarded. Ate a texas shaped waffle at a hotel I'm wanting to go back through it on a road trip soon

Lived there for a month while I was lokimg for jobs but then decided it was too Texasy

It's all PR.

Texas is pretty lame, it's full of dweebs and it's too hot

wait wait wait mutuals rb this with a description of ur voice

When Christ was hanging out with all those prostitutes and tax collectors I wonder how much of their time together he devoted to telling them what degenerate pieces of shit they were

Constantly, he had to remind them he’s perfect and they suck because he’s not *really* human, he’s a sneaky god coming to get tortured in a quasi human sacrifice for funsies

He said “God loves you, you’re worthy of dignity. Sin no more.”

What the fuck is wrong with OP and the first reblog.

They’re still mad that mommy and daddy made them go to church on Sundays instead of letting them stay home to watch cartoons and they’re channeling it into 2nd grade level temper tantrums with 8th grade level vocabulary.

I’ve followed op for ages and he was being sarcastic. First reblog is clearly a fedora tipping edgelord.

I'm actually a divinely ordained prophet, but go off

That San Antonio cop video is absurd. Cop pulls up to bother a random kid eating a burger (not even the reason he was called to the scene!), tries to drag him out of his car even though he’s talking calmly, fires 10 shots at the kid as he tries to escape, lies to the other cops that the unarmed kid shot first, and then charges the kid with resisting arrest while he’s in the hospital. Officer gets fired for once, but with no criminal charges filed against him for what he did, which is attempted murder. That cop is just going to get picked up as a security guard somewhere until he gets the chance to do the same thing again. This is the “law and order” you hear so much about

Better avoid mirrors then, you guys are giant pussies