quarantined seamstress

“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health

tumblr is the little town I visit everyday and you guys are my fellow village people

Your goal should be to get weirder with age and im not kidding. Become that odd estranged extended family member that owns a whacky home wherein a powerful magical item is kept that is the catalyst for the story of a children's adventure novel protagonist

I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.

the legally blonde mentality isnt just for law students. u can bring that attitude with you into every field of work. be the whimsical force of positive change. wear that neon outfit. snaps for us all.

this post was inspired by my boss telling me she couldnt "take me seriously" in a pair of dinosaur print overalls. sorry i have two degrees and a dope wardrobe. you dont need to take me seriously but You Will Take Me.

“Fuck it, we slay” (heavy eye bags, dehydrated, on the verge of insanity)

i will give tiktok one concession and that is that it has spawned a comment that contains a phrase that i think of often at relevant moments: pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

Gay asf to be a dentist. Why you wanna drill another man??? Why you wanna make him scream? Why you wanna put your hands in his mouth? Anyway I’m here to shoot you because you’re mistreating your girlfriend who Im in love with and I need fresh human blood to feed my gaint talking plant from outer space

I didn't know this was something that happens in little shop of horrors I just thought it was a really good shitpost

sibling relationships are so strange... like i love you. you will never understand me in a way that matters. we are the same person in drastically different ways. we are sewn together. we don't talk. we are attached at the hip. you wish i was never born. can i call you. let's eat together. i forgive you. etc

i don't have enough photos of you on my phone to make one your contact picture. we got the same tattoo completely by coincidence. why do you always get to be mario. i love the meals you cook. we live in different universes. you can stay at my house if you need. we have never been friends. you are more important to me than anyone on this earth

best m/f dynamic is a flamboyant bisexual show-off desperately in love with an extremely practical girl who’s difficult to impress 🤩

YOU’RE DAMN RIGHT WE WANT BIRDS

Every yarn person has some tedious ass part of the process they actually don't mind doing & I think this is evidence that we're meant to be more communal as a species. So that one freak who likes weaving the ends can do it for you

Fiber arts in general are just various tedious ass processes so this makes sense. For the kind of people who like doing this. Personally I don't hate untangling yarn I kind of accept my fate and have it be a little puzzle for me