highlights from the dan and phil stereo show - 12.29.2020 âšâš
we broke the app the MINUTE the show was about to start
phil got dan a bear sweater for christmas!!! itâs mostly black and white with a little yellow bear in the corner!! so dan can have some color in his life!!!
dan got phil a box of retro sweets and bath pearls for christmas and introduced it by saying âthis is how well i know philâ AS IF WE DIDNâT ALREADY KNOW
dan listens to philâs random ranting
a lot of the early messages just said âi missed you!â and they kept joking about us missing phil and dan said âif you miss me, be specific or iâm gonna assume youâre excluding me okayâ and god i missed him dragging us so MUCH you donât even KNOW
viewers pick my outfits 2 chat!!!
dan: i think you werenât fair to yourself because youâve had a style glowupâ đ„șđ„șđ„șđ„ș
i think dan said his favorite outfit was the one with the cloud jumper?? but the app was cutting out a lot for me there sorry jkfslekgh
THEY TRIED TO FIX THE ECHO BUT IT JUST GOT SO MUCH WORSE
i think they eventually fixed it by disconnecting danâs headphones or something which resulted in the quote âweâre both coming out of philâs mouthâŠâŠâŠ on stereoâ
they joked about phil hitting on the tesco guyâphil said he recognized the guy from somewhere and NO JOKE, the guy goes âitâs probably because of the adult movies iâm inâ ONLY THEM I SWEAR
THEY BOUGHT A HOUSE!!!!!!! itâs a new build that theyâve spent the past 3 YEARS working on!!! they didnât design the outside but they designed the entire inside themselves!!!
THE FOREVER HOME IS HAPPENING!!!!!!!
but of course moving has been delayed all year bc of covid
they clearly stated that they wonât be doing a house tour (valid, not something i ever expected anyway)
theyâll both be sad to say goodbye to steve and scraggy đ„șđ„șđ„ș
âif youâre missing steve, why donât you get yourself a dogââ DOG TALK DOG TALK DOG TALK!!!!!!!!
their camera shut off right when the dog talk started happening and iâm still laughing my entire ass off
they ALMOST had the opportunity to get a dog because they were going to be part of a charity dog adopting tv show but they couldnât because the house wasnât ready yet đđđđđ
basically, they havenât made a full decision on the future of dapg but future joint content is basically an inevitability DO YOU HEAR ME SCREAMING
dan said they paused the gaming channel so he can sort his shit out, heâs still in that pausing period but he appreciates how much we miss him
they talked about the dan photo from september (you know the one) and danâs attitude interview and told a funny story about how danâs boot got really stuck as he was trying to put it on but i honestly donât remember most of this bc of the previous emotional whiplash iâm so sorry yâall
oh yeah phil said something about lubing up danâs foot during the boot story and i just kjflsjlfsgjlghslgh
dan joked about a âdan ass revealâ and just wow i really missed jokey dan alright
phil pitched both a sci fi show and a game show!!!! but they fell through :(((
dan fixed up danâs hair after phil tried cutting his own hair đ„șđ„șđ„ș
âin the dan and phil house, weâre very versed in the pasta section of foodâ đ„șđ„șđ„șđ„ș
they did joint yoga and there was a point where a really sad song came on in their mix and it made them both cry :(((((
they talked a bit about what danâs been up to over his long break!!! (according to phil, heâs been âstressed but inspiredâ)
dan is working on 3 things: the book, something that got delayed by covid and something that canât happen until a bunch of people can come together (book tour???)
the book was supposed to be the last thing dan did but now itâs the first thing??
phil was the first person to read danâs book!!! his review: itâs rubbish! (jokingly, of course slfjslgh)
thereâs been moments where phil brought dan tea while heâs been in his writing zone đ„șđ„șđ„șđ„ș
they talked about tabinof/tatinof for a second :((((
they talked a bit about danâs book and phil was really supportive, he thinks it will help people and it helped him learn some things that could help him and he learned a bit about dan too!!! he thinks itâs a very exciting time and heâs hyped for dan
dan: next year may be very exciting
dan is very appreciative of all our support and thanked us all for being here over the years. âwe would have nothing if it werenât for you. so, i appreciate you and i love you.â đ„°đ„°đ„°
dan:Â is this the stereo exclusive segment phil in the blanks! WOW!!!
dan: do you think that since coming out of the closet, it has increased the likelihood that weâre gonna degenerate into filth, or that itâs just our natural tendency to kind of ruin any innocent moment by being weirdâ
phil feels more open now!!! he doesnât have to hold back the gay!!!
dan: if a gay person dyes their hair, they are a visibly spiraling crisis twink
phil: i want to be a crisis twink!
dan does not want to dye his hair because he thinks itâll make it clear that heâs going through something but phil says maybe heâll dye his hair (LMAO)
baking video chat đ„șđ„șđ„ș (nothing we havenât heard before but iâm soft anyway)
their siri went off to tell them their camera was turning off, phil: siri loves me and hates you
dan: how many shrimp do you have to eat, phil: before you turn pink! (I MISSED THEIR LITTLE SONGS SO MUCH SHUT UPPPP)
dan: we spent more time discussing the intricacies of flamingos than where the fuck iâve been for the last year and a halfâAKSJEFLSKHG
dan: iâd like to do a 17 and a half hour stage show, thatâs why i uploaded an obnoxiously long coming out experience
one of the last phil in the blanks was LEGIT bdsm (this is the content the 18+ app was for) and phil told a story of how when they were house hunting, they toured a house with a 50 shades of grey room SKJFLSDHGKLSJLGH
harry styles was the nicest of the 1d boys to phil upon leaving the interview, he said âthanks, that was really fun. i had a good timeâ đ„șđ„șđ„șđ„ș
only one band that they interviewed was rude to them
little mix was the nicest band that they interviewed, according to phil!!!
dan, singsongy: phil,,,, he put himself in the blank and the blank is full of phil! yEAHHHHHH
dan, normally: and now we both simultaneously get banned from stereo. everyone regrets that they heard or saw dan. they want him to do another 7 mysterious projects he canât talk about, but take another 17 years so he can just go away and be quiet. hey dan, youâre going on this journey to work out who you are and free yourself from the shackles of your past so you can live healthy and happily in the future. STOP SAYING WEIRD STUFF!!!! (PLS I MISSED SARCASTIC DAN SO MUCH)
dan: i just wanna say, as this whole thing comes to an end: thank you for having me, phil. thank you for watching, person at home. itâs been a year. hopefully the people who are commenting âWHOâS WATCHING THIS IN 2079!!!!!!â will go âwow, that was weirdâ but we all got through it and life became new and exciting. was dan ever alive? i guess weâll find out.
dan, in a weird goose voice: bye! i loved you all! have a nice evening! (look i just missed this goofiness so much okay)
they were so flirty??? and we got so many gay jokes????
but most importantly, they were both so happy and excited to chat with us, dan especially
this was genuinely the highlight of my entire year. it was SO well worth the 2 year wait, their bants are just the same as they always are and we know how happy they are together. the future is so so bright and i, for one, have never been more grateful. thank you dnp. i think we all needed that more than you will ever know. đ„șđ„șđ„ș
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