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obiwan, talking to the council: i like to think i have super brilliant padawans!
anakin rushing in: I STAPLED MY FINGER
obiwan, monotone: i take back my prior statement.
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i think my gameplan is this. when obx3 comes out i will turn every critical thinking braincell i have off, binge it frantically, throw all my complaints about how bad it is at the besties & immediately forget everything that happened. i will then rewatch season 1,
i did this with obx2!
anakin, texting ahsoka: tell rex im gonna miss the shuttle back
ahsoka: wait what why?
anakin: they kidnapped me LMAO
anakin: ..ahsokaaa
ahsoka: what
anakin: are you awakeeee
ahsoka: who the fuck do you think said “what”
☀️ 🏄♂️ boy best friends (romantic) 🏄♂️☀️
I LOVE THIS OMG
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obiwan, relieved: thank the gods you aren’t that stupid
anakin: that stupid?
obiwan: well you see, we’re all stupid in some ways but you’re stupid in a lot of ways
anakin: …
ahsoka: so what did the paper say in your fortune cookie?
anakin: the WHAT in my WHAT??
ahsoka: are you petty?
anakin: well i mean i once edited a wikipedia article to win an argument i was wrong about
rex: treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
anakin: killed without hesitation.
rex: No.
anakin: who wants a tarot reading!!
ahsoka: those are pokemon cards..
anakin: oh look! you got squirtle! my senses are telling me this card means to SHUT THE FUCK UP
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anakin, texting ahsoka: yo snips let obiwan know im gonna be late for dinner
ahsoka: bruh why
anakin: it appears i’ve been shot
ahsoka: WHAT THE FUCK?
anakin: ice skating and going on the half of the rink he isnt supposed to be on so he can lean on the wall
obiwan: anakin there are lessons for 4 year olds over there..
anakin: i dont care.
5 minutes later
instructor: um hello why are you over here-
anakin: dont fUCKING WORRY ABOUT IT
anakin: *sets the kitchen on fire* FUCK NOT AGAIN
ahsoka: WHERE IS THE RESPONSIBLE ADULT
fives: HES SLEEPING ON THE COUCH
anakin: gimme that bucket of water, i have a solution
anakin, dumping the water on obiwan:
WAKE UP THE KITCHENS ON FIRE AGAIN
anakin: hey obiwan
obi-wan: hey an- WHAT IN THE BLAZES??!
anakin: oh! i got a new piercing! do you like it?
obi-wan: THERE IS A KNIFE PROTRUDING FROM YOUR ABDOMEN
john b: *screams*
jj: *sscreams louder to establish dominance*
pope: should we do something?
kiara: no, i want to see who wins.
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jj: self care is actually getting into fights with kooks in dark alleys
pope: no, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!
john b: self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! self care is the fear in your enemies’ eyes!!!
kiara: lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so i can eat the frosting
jj: if you touch my birthday cake i’ll make you eat your hands.
jj is cooking
john b: any chance that’s for me?
jj: it’s for pope. i’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and i need him on my side.
kiara: i never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.
