✮ Blair ✮

anyone else self care online shopping for plushies and blankets for the nest?

My mom said we can crawl around the forest, scare people and become the local cryptids if it's okay with your mom

Y’know, it may not be comfortable, but trying to nest under desks/tables must really do something for me given how often I find myself doing it

*sighs* I'm done being human for the day (rips off my skin to reveal being a deadly abomination) Much better now

so unfortunate that meowing isnt an acceptable form of communication in this society . let me meow mrrp mrow my way trough this life .

the feminine urge to just curl in to a ball on someone's lap

Quality. Content.

the only post i care about

HEINZ BEANS

okay but no joke some of these photos have good angles (especially the one with the stack of green shopping baskets)

I love that nearly all of the pictures, are of the dog interacting with someone else

also a big fan of the dog getting really hyped about corn oil

these ones

23,000 people are reblogging a hit list

Good.

Think of it as more of a quest log.

I want to eat this man. (Affectionate)