Living Among The Dead

Who are the dudes holding them?

Stephen King and Jerry Seinfeld

Being sensitive to changes in barometric pressure is crazy what do you mean my problem is that the wind changed direction. What do you mean it's the fuckin clouds

you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea

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Out of my way, bothersome footnote, I'm about to get it

im a simple man i like when things are shaped like other things. stool shaped like a mushroom. pillows shaped like fruit. salt and pepper shaker shaped like two friends hugging. in my ideal world i will have a house stocked entirely with novelty objects shaped like other objects and it will be beautiful.

just watched the spider that lives in my wing mirror catch a fly in the mcdonald’s drive through..both having a treat

guys gusys it's not height it's the length of the human nervous system... symbolizes what our minds are capable of, and all that stuff you know