part 1 on ao3

part 2 on ao3

If nothing else, you can't say that Mitch Marner scoring the fastest hat trick in SCF history (6:10) followed shortly thereafter by the Canes scoring the fastest three goals in SCF history (39 seconds) isn't tremendously entertaining

fans complaining about player loyalty is killing me. imagine you switched jobs because you didn't want a doordash driver salary anymore and people on the street started calling you a traitor

Did Mitch marner really say he was going to trauma dump on main if he finally won the cup this year and then proceed to score a hatrick himself in the finals

I will lock in tomorrow like nobody has ever locked in before

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

Best kind of dynamic two characters can have is when they’re close friends but sometimes jerk each other off as like bonding and it’s not sexual and it’s certainly not romantic theyre just homies helping each other out yknow they’re FRIENDS it’s not weird to get your friend off when he really needs it and maybe they both feel something about it but it’s *platonic*

I support close male friendships but only if one of them is choking and whimpering around the other one’s cock .