the farquaad star squad

when you say something awkward and stupid in a social situation that probably no one will remember except you for the rest of time

when you're feeling full hater mode about a piece of media but you know one of your beloved mutuals enjoys it

Already know I wanna send this to people on June 1

don't date your coworkers = normal advice

how do i get close to you

TIL in 1896 a temporary, one-day city was named in Texas called Crush, where two locomotives were to be smashed head-on for purposes of spectacle. It was, for a few hours, the 2nd largest city in TX with 40k attendees. The collision caused engine boilers to explode, resulting in death and injuries.

Please stop being nonbinary too. God only created one gender. You must conform to that.