for every things i love

Yes! It's a metaphor! But this kind of "love" reaches beyond romantic or platonic, not only because they literally merged souls lmao, it's like a need for connection after a realy fucking long time of isolation and loneliness that getting one thing is better than nothing. This one and only person who understands him is the best thing that has ever happened to him.

The IRONY that pains me is that Smilk just projected this very specific feeling into a cake hound, disguising itself into a looking like a cream sheep and also making the cake hound alone. The BIG difference between Shadow Milk and the cake hound only has the PUREST form of Smilk's feelings. Shown out in the open. Away from his need to lie.

You're welcome!

Lemme enumerate some from memory for Episode 8 of Beast-Yeast and the recent events.

Everything they say and do Korean actually makes fucking sense.

Level 8-30 is actually named "The only one who understands" Emphasis on "only."

The first part of Black Sapphire's introduction was as short as "How are you tonight?" and NOT all of that.

Black Sapphire never mentions about "getting a raise" and in korean he just says he's very busy. And the way he delivers his lines beautifully shows how much he literally loves his job.

Black Sapphire doesn't just annoy Candy Apple for no reason. He annoys her so she doesn't get lonely when Shadow Milk is away.

Shadow Milk and Pure Vanilla's "relationship" in Korean is "gayer." Narratively intertwined even. Everything about them is gay at this point.

It's heavily implied that the Sheep's clothing cake hound *falling in love* with the vanilla scented cream sheep is a metaphor for Shadow Milk's feelings for Pure Vanilla. (Another one for Smilk projection!) Link

There's no "submissive soul" and the reason Shadow Milk made the trials was to make PV's Soul Jam shake because it shakes the tower. (Smilk IS ALSO the Tower.) Link

Shadow Milk is more emotional in his Korean voice than any voice over. Link

It's been confirmed by his Kr voice actor Kang Su-Jin that he work's "lazily" because his body is fragile and could barely carry any of the equipment nor have the strength to swing it properly. That's why he likes entertaining in the plushie store more.

Pure Vanilla is 퓨바 (Pyuba) or 퓹 (Pyub)

Golden Cheese is 골치 (Golchi)

Dark Caco is 닼카 (Dacca)

Shadow Milk is 쉐밀 (Shamil)

Mystic Flour is 미플 (Mipeul)

Silent Salt is 사솔 (Sasol)

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Great get online and go to a job board. Indeed, Linkedin whatever. Now you're gonna search for a role that's in your city, fits your qualifications, and doesn't seem like a bad time.

See that easy apply button? Don't hit it they just throw those in the trash. Now you're gonna want to go to the company's website and check their careers page.

Oh? That job doesn't exist anymore. Cool go back to the job board and find another one.

Great you found another job, you're on the company's career page and the job exists!! So you're going to need to make an account on the career page website. They're using Workday, the same site as the last job you applied for? Who cares? You need to make another account for THIS job's workday page.

Now you're going to upload your resume. That'll autopopulate about 15 boxes with everything on your resume, except formatted wrong and with tons of errors. So just go through and painstakingly check the dates on all of that and rewrite everything you already laid out in an aesthetically pleasing format on your resume.

Ok time for the cover letter, explain why this specific job and company are deeply important to you. You love their mission statement and wouldn't even laugh if their ceo was gunned down in the street. You'll really want to reiterate the things you just spent the last 20 minutes filling out on the resume section

(Remember to include language from the job description, people who work in HR are lower than dogs and they need patterns or they get confused.) Write about a page, but hey don't sound too desperate or robotic this is where they judge your character!

Maybe add your portfolio site at the end here, who knows if that helps no one has ever clicked mine haha.

Anywayyy time to hit apply! Congrats! You'll see that confirmation email come in and you should be getting the rejection letter in about 2 weeks. Unfortunately your resume didn't have the right buzzwords and the AI auto rejected you :(

Listen very closely

The above is exactly why half of my friends come to me, and cry they're suffering, and I get to bestow my job hunting knowledge on them. I love this shit, it's a game.

For credentials my fastest job hunting time has been 1 week. I searched for 1 week, got an interview, and was hired within a week. My slowest was 1 month, while out of work, while telling ALL my interviewers that I quit my work without notice (I was testing my interviewers to see how shocked they'd get when I'd tell them why, anyone who wasn't shocked I would tell them at the end that I will keep them in mind (not)). My entire average is 2-3 weeks.

Firstly, what you're gunna do is pick a job sector. You're gunna pick a few of these by the end, but for now pick one. Maybe you wanna do bookkeeping, maybe you wanna do something in doggy daycare. Maybe you're a sous chef. Idk! Figure out what abouts you want first. Do not apply to anything yet. You're gunna look at the job description, I've picked out a few for bookkeepers below.

Now what you're gunna do is you're gunna look for "buzz words", or rather words that are gunna appear commonly and indicate the tone for that job. I've highlighted some, but not all in my examples below

Just look at that snout at how similar those descriptions are!

Now that you've got your buzzwords, you're gunna slap those babies into your resume! You see, since your resume is usually read by a computer first, you're gunna trick the computer into giving it to a person. Really what the computer is scanning for is how similar your resume is to the job description. Remember your bullet points, and to keep it short, try to only have 3 to 5 bullet points per job:

- Processed over 500 invoices a day in an efficient and accurate manner

- Curated reports for management review by utilizing available data

- Monitored and recorded over 100 submissions each day increasing accuracy by 50%

These are some great, made up examples I pulled from those buzz words. You might notice I added some numbers into there. That's something you'll wanna try and note for yourself, how much of something you can do, how accurate, how much efficiency you increased, these look GREAT when your resume gets past the computer and is moved in front of a real person.

Now you have your sector-based resume with lots of buzzwords. This is great! Now for the easy part. You're gunna channel your inner "IDGAF" And you're gunna send that to every listing you like on indeed. Filter for "Apply on Indeed" and spam that shit. Sometimes you gotta answer a few extra questions, but if they give me more than 5 quick questions I trash the submission and move on.

Don't waste your time jumping through hoops, streamline it for yourself and use the same methods companies are using. Push MASSIVE amounts of average quality resumes out. The more opportunities taken = the greater the chance of success. For every opportunity taken you've now pitched a chance of success, for every resume you cannot submit because you're piddling around on their stupid website or answering 50 interview questions online, you send out a 0% chance of success.

So go, try this, and see how it works for you.

Some additional things to consider:

- Add random shit in your resume, I added my "Board Game Club" (BDSM group) into my resume for hobbies and discussed how I got my start using sparklines there

- Never underestimate the flair of a little Clipart fleur-de-lis or something on your resume. Never put colored Clipart, but a little floral or swirl design located somewhere nice makes it stand out

- if you don't have a degree that doesn't mean they won't pick you, twice now I've come to a job without a bachelors and being honest that I was only getting an associates before I think of my next steps

- Embellish, do not lie. Jargoning your job description to make it sound cool and professional is GREAT. Do not give me a resume saying you can use CNC machinery when you've only used a 3D printer. Just tell me you know how to program and manage a 3d printer and want to learn CNC machinery.

- Keep. Your. Resume. To. Two. Or. Less. Pages. You don't need EVERY job, only the relevant ones, if your interviewer asks about the gap, tell them what job you had during that time (or if you wanna lie say you were taking college courses and were on a break, you dont need a degree to say you took courses) and that you only wanted to showcase the most relevant ones

Medicine

A Study In Physical Injury

Comas

Medical Facts And Tips For Your Writing Needs

Broken Bones

Burns

Unconsciousness & Head Trauma

Blood Loss

Stab Wounds

Pain & Shock

All About Mechanical Injuries (Injuries Caused By Violence)

Writing Specific Characters

Portraying a kleptomaniac.

Playing a character with cancer.

How to portray a power driven character.

Playing the manipulative character.

Portraying a character with borderline personality disorder.

Playing a character with Orthorexia Nervosa.

Writing a character who lost someone important.

Playing the bullies.

Portraying the drug dealer.

Playing a rebellious character.

How to portray a sociopath.

How to write characters with PTSD.

Playing characters with memory loss.

Playing a pyromaniac.

How to write a mute character.

How to write a character with an OCD.

How to play a stoner.

Playing a character with an eating disorder.

Portraying a character who is anti-social.

Portraying a character who is depressed.

How to portray someone with dyslexia.

How to portray a character with bipolar disorder.

Portraying a character with severe depression.

How to play a serial killer.

Writing insane characters.

Playing a character under the influence of marijuana.

Tips on writing a drug addict.

How to write a character with HPD.

Writing a character with Nymphomania.

Writing a character with schizophrenia.

Writing a character with Dissociative Identity Disorder.

Writing a character with depression.

Writing a character who suffers from night terrors.

Writing a character with paranoid personality disorder.

How to play a victim of rape.

How to play a mentally ill/insane character.

Writing a character who self-harms.

Writing a character who is high on amphetamines.

How to play the stalker.

How to portray a character high on cocaine.

Playing a character with ADHD.

How to play a sexual assault victim.

Writing a compulsive gambler.

Playing a character who is faking a disorder.

Playing a prisoner.

Portraying an emotionally detached character.

How to play a character with social anxiety.

Portraying a character who is high.

Portraying characters who have secrets.

Portraying a recovering alcoholic.

Portraying a sex addict.

How to play someone creepy.

Portraying sexually/emotionally abused characters.

Playing a character under the influence of drugs.

Playing a character who struggles with Bulimia.

Illegal Activity

Examining Mob Mentality

How Street Gangs Work

Domestic Abuse

Torture

Assault

Murder

Terrorism

Internet Fraud

Cyberwarfare

Computer Viruses

Corporate Crime

Political Corruption

Drug Trafficking

Human Trafficking

Sex Trafficking

Illegal Immigration

Contemporary Slavery 

Black Market Prices & Profits

AK-47 prices on the black market

Bribes

Computer Hackers and Online Fraud

Contract Killing

Exotic Animals

Fake Diplomas

Fake ID Cards, Passports and Other Identity Documents

Human Smuggling Fees

Human Traffickers Prices

Kidney and Organ Trafficking Prices

Prostitution Prices

Cocaine Prices

Ecstasy Pills Prices

Heroin Prices

Marijuana Prices

Meth Prices

Earnings From Illegal Jobs

Countries In Order Of Largest To Smallest Risk

Forensics

arson

Asphyxia

Blood Analysis

Book Review

Cause & Manner of Death

Chemistry/Physics

Computers/Cell Phones/Electronics

Cool & Odd-Mostly Odd

Corpse Identification

Corpse Location

Crime and Science Radio

crime lab

Crime Scene

Cults and Religions

DNA

Document Examination

Fingerprints/Patterned Evidence

Firearms Analysis

Forensic Anthropology

Forensic Art

Forensic Dentistry

Forensic History

Forensic Psychiatry

General Forensics

Guest Blogger

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Interesting Cases

Interesting Places

Interviews

Medical History

Medical Issues

Misc

Multiple Murderers

On This Day

Poisons & Drugs

Police Procedure

Q&A

serial killers

Space Program

Stupid Criminals

Theft

Time of Death

Toxicology

I was in a writing mood today, but am still burdened with writer’s block. So, I made some drabble prompts. I wrote most of them, but I took a few from tv and movies as well. Please feel free to use them and go ahead and change any pronouns you want.

1 “Will you please just give me a hand?”

2 “Why is there a drunk man sleeping in the bathtub?”

3 “Where did that cat come from?”

4 “How could anyone be that cruel?

5 “Why choose me?”

6 Do you like me? Check yes or no.

7 “I’m sorry, run that by me again.”

8 “It’s not nearly as bad as it looks, Darling.”

9 “Frankly, I couldn’t care less.”

10 “How did you get that to stick to the ceiling?”

11 “I do the best I can.”

12 “I don’t know where she gets it from.”

13 “Honestly, I’m just relieved.”

14 “You broke what?!”

15 “Why don’t you say that to my face?”

16 “Want to know a secret?”

17 “You’ve got to be kidding me!”

18 “Bring your pretty little butt over here.”

19 “Is that what I think it is?”

20 “Is that real?”

21 “We have to pretend to be married.”

22 “Excuse me if I don’t believe your psychic friend.”

23 “Why are you dressed like that?”

24 “I’ll sleep under the sheets, you sleep on top of them.”

25 “I thought we talked about this.”

26 “Why are you lying?”

27 “That guy at the bar keeps staring at you.”

28 “I need you to peel five pounds of potatoes!”

29 “It’s been fun. We’ve had a good run, but you parked in my spot. I’m going to have to kill you now.”

30 “It made a difference to me.”

31 “I shouldn’t have even been there!”

32 “I don’t know why I’m crying.”

33 “You were my new dream.”

34 “I had a nightmare about you and just wanted to make sure you’re okay.”

35 “At what point did you think that was a good idea?”

36 “Look, I don’t have much time, but I wanted to say I love you.”

37 “You had me at ‘free pizza!’”

38 “I am not losing to you again!”

39 “Why don’t they just kiss already?”

40 “Are you okay?” “Why do you ask?” “You’re wearing two different shoes.”

41 “I think I picked up your coffee by mistake.”

42 “Is that an apology?”

43 “Why do you always do that?”

44 “I can’t get enough of the stuff!”

45 “Oh, why did I eat that? I think I’m dying!”

46 “All I wanted was your honesty.”

47 “You have to make a choice.”

48 “How did you get up there?”

49 “I found it!”

50 “Do you ever stop eating?”

51 “Why are you always pushing me away?”

52 “Just talk to me!”

53 “I can’t get you out of my head.”

54 “Not a day will go by that I won’t think of you.”

55 “I didn’t ask for any of this!”

56 “The sign said not to push the button, so naturally I had to push it!”

57 “Will you just shut up for a moment so I can say something nice to you!”

58 “Where did you find this?”

59 “I’m so sorry! I will never doubt you again!”

60 “I can’t explain right now, but I really need you to trust me.”

61 “Well, this is awkward.”

62 “That came out wrong.”

63 “I never believed in soulmates until I met you.”

64 “You deserve so much better.”

65 “I think you’re just afraid to be happy.”

66 “I’m up to the challenge.”

67 “I didn’t know you were so competitive.”

68 “I didn’t know you could cook.” “Oh, trust me I can’t.”

69 “You know my name?”

70 “I didn’t realize I needed your permission.”

71 “This is so going on Youtube!”

72 “That is not coming in this house!”

73 “Oh, you beautiful weirdo!”

74 He looked at her like she was the moon. She looked at him like he was the sun.

75 “Guess who’s going to be a father?”

76 “The joke’s on them.”

77 “That is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard!”

78 “I do not snore, do I?” “Like a chainsaw.”

79 “I never meant for anyone to get hurt!”

80 “I’ve never felt this way about anyone before… and it scares the crap out of me.”

81 “You weren’t supposed to hear that.”

82 “I love you more than anything in this world… which is why you have to stay here.”

83 “I trusted you!”

84 “You have to remember!”

85 “Wake up! Please, please wake up.”

86 “Please just leave.”

87 “I don’t want to hurt you.”

88 “If I didn’t know any better, I’d say you were trying to seduce me.”

89 “Meet me on the roof in ten minutes.”

90 “Meet me on the bridge in an hour.”

91 “You are the best thing that’s ever happened to me.”

92 “You are nothing like them.”

93 “You have the most amazing eyes.”

94 “Are you hitting on her for me?”

95 “What other hidden talents do you have?”

96 “I can manage on my own.”

97 “Since when do you drive a motorcycle?”

98 “You look good for your age.”

99 “I can arrange that.”

100 “When I come back, that better be exactly where you found it!”

101 “I love you. I’ve loved you since the moment I first laid eyes on you and – Oh, screw it!” ((This is preferably where they just go for it with a kiss.))

Lyrics by IU Composed by Lee Jong Hoon, Cherry B Arranged by Lee Jong Hoon

날 울리는 그 이름이 The name that brings me to tears 미울 수 없는 건 왜죠 Why can’t I bring myself to hate it? 좋겠어 아름다워서 Good for her cause she’s so beautiful 그런 이야길 가져서 to have such a story

나완 다른 웃음을 짓고 She’d probably wear a different smile 나와 다른 대답하겠죠 and give a different answer from mine 그렇기에 내가 갖지 못하는 Is that why she won your feelings 그 마음을 받는 걸까요 and I didn’t?

자그마한 어깨와 Tiny shoulders and 언제나처럼 하이얀 가르마 hair parted neatly as always 오늘도 예쁘네요 Today, she’s beautiful as well 안녕 나만의 그의 그대 Hello, the woman of my one and only man 뒷모습 그만 아름다웁고 Now stop looking so beautiful from the back 이제 그 사람 봐주어요 and set your eyes on him

내가 영원히 알 수 없는 I hate a love story 사랑 이야기가 싫어요 that i’ll never understand 아니 어쩌면 그것마저도 Well maybe did I happen to 사랑하게 된 걸까요 fall in love with that as well? 두 사람의 처음과 Never got enough of the beginning 오롯이 두 사람만의 다음을 and the next chapter of two of you 어깨너머 보아요 as I peek beyond your shoulders

멀리 나만의 그의 그대 My one and only, your ‘her’ who’s so far away 뒷모습 그만 아름다웁고 Now stop looking so beautiful from the back 이제 돌아봐줘요 그대 Please turn around and look at him 모르나요 이 가여운 마음을 Don’t you know? 울게 하지 말아요 Please don’t make this pitiful little heart cry 커다란 나만의 나의 그댈 My one and only who means so much to me 알아주어요 Please acknowledge him 그 사람 봐주어요 and have your eyes on him

Menuju dewasa yang kemudian melihat kehidupan ini bergeser Point of View-nya " 1. Mulai memahami kalau nggak ada yang terlambat dalam hidup, selama kita masih hidup. Itu adalah takdir terbaik yang kita miliki, kalau kita baru memulainya sekarang karena memang sekarang saatnya, bukan karena kita terlambat. Namun, itulah perjalanan hidup kita. Jadi, jangan takut kalau orang lain udah sampai mana, kitanya baru mulai

2. Belajar untuk merasa cukup. Dunia ini nggak ada ujungnya kalau dikejar. Nasihat terbaik yang kudapatkan di umur 34 ini adalah kalau kita gagal satu dua hal terkait urusan dunia, kita masih bisa ngulang. Tetapi kalau gagal di akhirat, ngak akan bisa ngulang buat memperbaikinya.

Rezeki kita itu cukup, tapi nggak akan cukup buat ambisi dan ketakutan kita akan kemiskinan. Ya Allah, kita berdoa setiap hari biar dikasih hati yang benar-benar terus bisa merasa cukup. Biar nggak hasad sama orang, nggak iri sama rezeki orang lain, dan lebih bersyukur sama apa yang kita miliki sekarang.

3. Pondasi agama sangat penting. Sebagai generasi yang tumbuh di lingkungan yang biasa-biasa aja dalam beragama, dulu di sekolah negeri juga agama tidak menjadi materi yang prioritas. Di umur sekarang dan menjadi orang tua, baru ngerasa banget kalau pondasi agama sedari kecil itu penting sekali sebagai panduan hidup. Agar melihat dunia ini lebih bijak dan prioritas hidup lebih benar dan terarah.

Mungkin itu yang bikin sebagian besar orang tua di generasiku sekarang yang milih anaknya sekolah di sekolah berbasis agama. Sebab di fase dewasa ini, sadar jika pemahaman hidup atas landasan spiritual ini yang benar-benar menyelamatkan diri dari masalah-masalah anxiety (kecemasan), feeling lonely (kesepian), depresi, dan beragam isu kejiwaan lain. Itu yang kurasain.

4. Belajar jujur sama diri. Badan itu pasti punya sinyal tertentu sebagai respon terhadap situasi/hal yang lagi jadi beban pikiran. Jangan sampai dzalim sama diri sendiri karena hal-hal yang sebenarnya bisa diputus tapi tetap dipertahankan karena rasa nggak enakan. Dan berujung pada langganan IGD, obat antidepresan, dan segala macam.