Just a Normal Penguin

Omg that poster 😳 thank you so much for hosting this!

(via d0nn0, andreasaur)

I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends are in their 20’s and everybody is just kind of fumbling around bumping into each other, trying to figure out where the free food is

Excellent gif use

honestly the high fantasy genre is suffering because authors can’t stop ripping off tolkien and basing their worlds off the same few shitty medieval european countries complete with Historically Accurate Misogyny™, HF has so much untapped potential for creating beautiful and diverse and interesting worlds and authors just squander it by rehashing middle earth over and over

why do big dogs go boof.. 

they gotta push that bark thru their whole body and it just comes out like. a boof. yknow?

i see, the bigger the dog body the boofier the bark. are big dogs hollow?

yes. big dogs need all the space for warmth whereas little dogs have packed with righteous anger and unbridled rage

millennials have actually been so fucked over by capitalism that we created our own sub-economy using paypal and crowdfunding to basically be this socialist inner community that gives money to each other for basic survival needs. just to feed families or selves we fucking crowdfund like 50cents from people who barely are surviving themselves but maybe have an extra dollar that month and we know what goes around comes around.

Yup.

In my 10 year old brother’s class they were asked for “a modern invention you can’t live without” and my brother told me everyone said tv except for him who said “water filtration”