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Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

fun on the right, business on the left

I’m seriously concerned my left or her left

two people unfollowed me for this and honestly i don’t really blame them

instead of sending people to prison we should just make them eat the little stringy things off bananas

[A frog ball floats in a pool while an unseen person talks about it] It’s really amazing to me how, you know, sometimes you can just receive these gifts and uh.. You know, I didn’t ask for this frog ball, but …she’s here.

this is my favorite vine

​I hope I get to watch this again like when I’m 50 I hope this doesn’t get lost in my past

YMCA but instead of young man they say comrade and YMCA is USSR

comrade, steel production is down/i said comrade, you must sleep on the ground

There’s a Burger King rugrats watch in my closet that’s gone off at 2:30 am every night for the past 15 years

he’s 41