Ahoy ✨

Going through the fairy portal, do you want anything?

Ken was created from Barbie’s rib

seriously need some more flower emoji options like where is the orchid? the wisteria? the hydrangea… the pansy… the lily?? fuck

Sexting like “makes sense. sounds good to me.”

there's a special place in my heart for people who made an effort to be my friend regardless of how quiet or distant i can get at times

if you can’t handle little tummy, do you deserve anything?

But this is genuinely a shitty act against humanity.

not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don't think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to

intelligent and weird is so hot

height check. how tall are you people in my phone

i just need a pair of big ethereal wings