Amorphous Chris

These insults give me life

mangled apricot hellbeast

This is epically epic!

I mean, this is amazing

he sounds amazing !

I LOVE HIM!!!

How many fucking places do you need to get drunk?!?!

As many as possible

“why aren’t that many in the top of Scotland?” those are mountains fam nobody’s that desperate

most villages i know have way more pubs than all their shops combined

Wonder how many of ‘em are Spoons

(x)

I’m dead at his face in the last one like “Did you even try?”

And then when he gets pushed he’s like “Wait no let him try!”

his composure is just everything I aspire to be

OMG IT’S BACK!

CHARLES IS THE BEST OMG

Like how he stands there as if, “Okay, I’ll be perfectly still and we’ll see if you can hit me this time. Come on, it is like I’m giving you a head start.” He’s more annoyed with his cuff link than the wanna be assassin.

FOREVER REBLOGGING THIS.

You all do know who his mother is right? You know the woman who stayed home during the bombing of London and drove Jeeps in WW2. They are trained to be final boss overlord level composed at age 2.

His sister, Princess Anne, was the victim of an attempted kidnapping. The guy pointed a gun at her and told her to get out her car. She replied: “Not bloody likely.” And tried to kick him.

I just remembered how hilarious it was to watch this shit on national television.

remember when we thought THIS was wild

How was the world so pure 4 years ago