my little versailles

my genius idea for an energy drink: honeyed chamomile tea with a touch of lemon and 200 mg of caffeine

we don’t really have axe murderers anymore

did mitski ever find out what to do after you've been big and small and big and small again and still nobody wants you

see my problem is if i “listen to my body” it literally only wants to lie down and take naps, all the time

that's enough myself for today

good morning world who’s ready for another day of feeling slightly nauseous and weird about everything

what if after job interview you catch a glimpse of the person’s notepad & see they wrote “things have learnt to walk that ought to crawl”

charge yalls vibrators this storm looks BAD

- ben frankling in slutty 1752

clit is short for classical literature

primadonna girl……………………………………………………………………………………….

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