A Priest & His Dog

"What is this thing?"

Wendy bent down and squinted at Chuck. Hmm, small so not much meat would be produced…but..Are those zippers? He doesn’t look quite edible up close…

Dammit and she’s been low on food lately..also very lost lately…

The girl picked Chuck up and started petting him.

"You’re a strange dog thing. DO you know where we are?’ 

She asked, but of course didn’t expect a response. She always talked to animals, mostly because she had no one else to talk to.

 The green dog began to tilt it's head as Wendy asked her question, and gave him some attention. "Chuck? Chuck Chuck Chuck Chuck!" The dog said as it frantically pointed to the church. It was nearby; where they were standing.

"I face demons and ghost. Killer Robots are just silly."

"The holy spirit shall GUIDE ME THROUGH THESE NIGHTS OF.."

He stood there, or rather was supported by the frills of his skirt. He waited in anticipation as the priest opened the door, an eye staring, piercing up.

"Kinky? I’m not kinky. I would prefer that you call me cute,” the kamui tried to correct Garterbelt. His sleeves crossed over, keeping that gaze up at him. "Now if only you could hear me…." 

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 …

Is that a priest?…

"I shouldn’t be in love with you!"

"It’s not fair!"

"I could kill you right now!"

"Knock it off!"

"Screw you!"

"You’re a complete moron!"

"I love this song!"

"Bring that here!"

"I hate you!"

"I’m pissed off!"

"Make me!"

"I wish you’d never been born!"

"I bought ice cream!"

"Kiss my ass!"

"Shut up!"

"I can’t do it anymore!"

"Take me home!"

"Just kiss me already!

"I can't be in love with you!"

"I can't believe this!"

"Piss off!"

"I wish things were that simple!"

"I love you!"

"Jump off a bridge!"

"You’re so hot!"

"Meatballs!"

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"…The priest is here it seems", she said as she simply looked at Garterbelt while thankful it wasn’t one of the angels as she could deal with a human easier than the latter.

Awaken by the much too familiar shouting, Panty yawned and stretched upward, then leaned back and tried to relax against the rock hard pew that was her bed that night. “Ain’t my damn fault these dudes wanted to party here, give them hell for it not me, fuck,” the blonde said in hopes of turning the lecture away from her; knowing the priest, however, that wasn’t very likely. “Like anyone comes to yo lame-ass services anyways, Garter, take a goddamn chill pill. They’d probably rather see a bunch o’ flappin dicks than yo mouth flappin’ on about Jesus and shit.”

amissionfromgod

“Is there anything specific you needed me for? If not, I should be on my way out.”

"Well, as much as I would love to tell you what I really want to do with ya, boy!" Garterbelt replied as he massaged Brief's shoulders a bit.

Chuck hadn’t really been paying attention to what Garter was on about so when he was lifted up he looked around in surprise. Chuck heard the word food and began to yap happily as he was carried off towards the kitchen.

 The priest continued down the hallway towards the kitchen. "Trust me, it's better for you and me that you don't touch her sweets. I'd hear about it not stop for about three weeks. Anyways, you're just in luck cause I happen to be making those cooked weenies you love so much. You'll love 'em!"

"Man calm down…go get laid or something jeez…"

"Speaking of getting laid…I think someone beat her record last night~"

"Bitch, does it look like I care about some silly little game you got going on with your sex life? We got more important things to worry about!"

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         °°⊱☜ ☾ ☞ ⊰°°  Afro priest man!?

     "Um, Hi."