We All Say Stupid Things

My mom says talking to me is like talking to a baby dinosaur.

Do guitars still make sounds when they aren't plugged in?

I always that it was Tequila Mockingbird not To Kill a Mockingbird.

So freshman year a choir girl asked me if I wanted to go clubbing and I thought it was like golfing... It's not golfing.

Is that you or your toe?

I almost said there were no thoughts in my head but then I thought it probably wasnt a good idea.

I’m a breadist.

I dont think people realize how hard it is for a musician not being able to...musish.

I’m gonna prostitute my pants.

I belong nowhere! I AM NOMAD!

I could totally be a vampire, but the cool kind that don’t sparkle, though I have sparkled in the sun before, it was weird…

Did you know salsa's made out of tomatoes?