Mt. Doom

i love pics of chickens running fast.. where do they have 2 go in sucha hurry ,, they dont even have jobs  

A guy is drinking a can of Pepsi and he turns to his friend and says dude I’m so coked out right now and the friend thinks “wait he is drinking Pepsi and not coke so he probably did some coke and that is bad” and then says “ DUDE DONT DO COKE U GONNA GET TOO HIGH” and the drinking guy says “actually I pours coke into this Pepsi can to make u think I did coke and freak u out Becuase u care about me so much” and the second guy says “ dam u got me I do care about u” the they hug and reminisce about the past and their friendship

i cant believe you got me to take time out of my day to read this with my own two eyes

where can i find him

I know I'm a handful but thats what you got two hands for

[Video ID: A businessman is demonstrating cracking open a large nut by slamming his fist into it. The nut, having other ideas, breaks through the table instead upon being slammed, leaving a nut-sized hole. The businessman loses it.]

@kialessa I’m fucking losing it at this description fkdkdksks

fuck it *discovers my inner worth*

MISS HILARY GUTTED HER