We're all stories in the end

the planets aren’t in gatorade anymore but my life still sucks????

Is this from Harry Potter’s divination paper

tbh this is transcendent

I think the most Gemini thing my dad has ever done is one year he threw himself a reverse surprise party for the sheer drama of it. What is a reverse surprise party? you may ask, well let me tell you. So he invites over all his friends and family and then in the middle of dinner he stands up and announces that it’s not a regular dinner, it is in fact, his birthday dinner (his exact words were “Surprise! …. it’s my Birthday”) cue everyone looking panicked, because oh god I don’t have a gift, I don’t even have a card, but my father, wine glass still in hand assures them not to worry and reveals a pile of presents he got for himself and wrapped for everyone to pick one and give it to him as their gift. And honestly? My father is such a legend.

I’ve been in a “we almost dated, but nah” relationship so many damn times. Dating has become such an abstract concept to me. There’s like 10 different levels of dating before you’re actually dating. It’s so confusing I need to nap

Me

this is so real it hurts

i just really wanna see fat girls being the love interest in movies. i really wanna see fat girls kicking ass in movies. i wanna see fat girls saving the day, taking no shit, and being adored in film. that would be cool.

Give Fat Girls Literally Any Role That Isn’t Comic 2k16

Story of my life, Audrey.