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Whatever that was.

“Ahem.” The green gem cleared her throat, approaching Amethyst from behind. She had been maintaining a truce with the Crystal Gems for only a short period of time, and existing as a member for even less. She looked from her knees, still starless, to Amethyst’s own, something stirring in her chest before she brought it back down. Understandably, she’d been shaken up for the past few days.

The purple gem slings an arm around Peridot’s shoulders, bringing her a little closer. She’s excited about showing the new Crystal Gem her favorite show and her enthusiasm shows. Everything has been a little... chaotic lately, and while Amethyst does love a bit of action now and then, lazing around was preferred. And now she had someone willing to do just that with her! 

“You’re gonna love Lil Butler! I mean, who doesn’t find him charming!!” 

1) Yolk = joke. They sound similar, and will serve a similar purpose in this joke.. 2) Omelette is connected to ‘yolk’, serving as payoff for substituting ‘joke’ and the joke itself!

…Fine. I’ve already been informed not to. Pushing a human to its death is apparently ‘rude’ and ‘uncalled for.’

At the very least I can respect his taste in Earth casettes. Did you say… A million of them.

all this fuss over a cassette? greg’s got a million of them in his storage! maybe u can find what ur looking for there

i’ll take u if u promise to not push him off anything

#dont freak its a joke P

I asked the– um. Just Steven for the snacks you are looking for. He will be bringing them but is refusing to stay. I assume I’ve taught him well enough that he needs no recap.

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whoa, just steven is refusing to hang out with you? must be one heck of a camp.