i thought i was a wolf when i was 5

would you split your ribcage open so i can live in it i swear i'll keep you warm

crossfaded on a pastry + a little drinky drink

For those wondering: yes, she is saying that Democrats who abandon trans rights are using fascist logic.

Fish. Cheese. Gossip. Whores. War. The five nations lived in harmony, until one day, the war nation attacked. Unsurprisingly.

okay I'm sorry but I just have to say you are forgetting about fear, basically the most classic thing you can monger

Please know that second one is about him being locked out of his instagram account for 15 minutes

A signboard in Japan was found to have "mutated" horribly due to the record-breaking heat in Japan

this is accidentally one of those “don’t forget your baby in the car” PSAs

Did I ever talk abt the time i was at a bdsm club and one of the pups was on all fours and barking and being cute and the dom on scene was like “hi puppy! Do you do any tricks?” And he said “I can beatbox!”

I was like. Doubled over incapacitated laughing the entire time. He was really good and a big sweetheart and I felt kinda bad but I couldn’t stop thinking “why the am I getting the beatboxing puppy unskippable cutscene at the bdsm club”