/#season 5 would've been so different if Pete was around… #people always say if Derek was around and I agree #but the paranoid genius who's watching history potentially repeat itself? #who failed to protect his pack the first time around? #he'd clock Theo in an instant and believe Stiles immediately

Delulu Steter brain automatically going to "Peter's getting Roscoe fixed up as a courting gift"

I forget there’s a punchline every time. Absolutely delighted.

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

Keep in mind I only know like. Two Greek gods by name. Homer is one of them, and he was good friends with Odysseus I think?

Wait fuck Homer isn’t a god he wrote the fucking thing. Fuck

POST CANCELLED NO ONE LOOK

You're failing.

You don’t think I know that, God of Death? Can I pray to you so I can DIE ALREADY

Short version is that Pluto is a later name for the god of death, which is often associated with the Roman era/Roman mythology. Hades is the earlier name.

I set up my own house made of sticks and it has promptly fallen on me

I made this post thinking I knew what kind of fire I was playing with. Hephaestus, God of Fire, looking upon me from his fuck off tower or whatever said “Oh you think you know? Check this shit” and promptly set my post ablaze for everyone to observe

Hephaestus doesn't have a tower, he lived in a volcano

FINE THEN. BIG FUCK OFF VOLCANO. WHATEVER

FUCK'S SAKE NOT AGAIN

ares is the god of war, not kratos

WHY THE FUCK DOES THE GAME CALL HIM GOD OF WAR THEN

I can't believe this post is less than 24 hours old, it feels like something out of classic tumblr lore

op god of war is not official greek mythology lmao

Someone needs to read a Percy Jackson book

hey is this still post of the year or

NO

how's the hole op? want some snacks? a blanket? a shovel to dig yourself out?

I'D LIKE OUT NOW I THINK

ok cool. fair warning, this shovel only digs down and not up.

getting lots of Cat Help™️ on 995 days left

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

we need to start legally protecting these like make this kind of bathroom part of the national park system