Valentine Variety Starters
“Did you want to go out tonight?”
“Yes, I’m seriously asking you to go out with me.”
“We could go out as just friends, you seem to be having a bad night.”
“No ulterior motives, just a pleasant dinner in a quiet place.”
“Can… can you come pick me up…? It didn’t work out…”
“Here, I got you something.”
“Now I know we aren’t dating and I’m not saying we should but…”
“It’s a day for love, and that includes platonic. Platonic date time it is.”
“Would you kill me if I sent you flowers?”
“You seemed a bit lonely so I thought I could provide some company.”
“Secret admirer huh? I wonder who that could be.”
“Come on, it’s not over yet. Tonight can still be turned around.”
“I’m very glad we can laugh about how much tonight has been monumentally screwed up.”
“Ah yes, time to enjoy the peace and quiet while everyone else being lovey-dovey is elsewhere.”
“Do you just want to hang out as the resident single people?”
“You have exceeded my expectations… whatever those expectations were I’m not sure…“
“Cliche gifts are for when your brain panics and can’t figure out that really special idea on it’s own okay? It’s a back up safety net don’t judge me.”
“You’re the only person I know who could salvage this train wreck of a night.”
“You can’t get rejected if you don’t ask anyone in the first place!”
“What do you mean you’re sitting here as back up for when everyone else’s date’s fall apart?”
“You need a wingman? Wingwoman? I’m here for you.”
“Are you just gonna find some lonely rooftop and brood to yourself all night?”
“Need to sleep early. Discount chocolate sales await in the morn.”
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