Colly Strings

Paper Bride, Zeng Chuanxing 

Reality: Because Melania and Barron Trump will remain in Manhattan and Donald Trump himself will be staying at Trump Tower as much as possible during his presidency, one floor of Trump Tower may be converted into a round-the-clock command post for the Secret Service. This safety precaution will cost the government roughly $1.5 million per year and the money will be pocketed by Donald Trump’s own company. 

“… it was clear that Hitler had little use for the modest salary of 45,000 Reichsmarks he earned as Reich Chancellor, or for the annual expense allowance of 18,000 Reichsmarks; early in his Chancellorship, therefore, he publicly renounced both salary and allowance in a propagandistic gesture designed to advertise the spirit of selfless dedication in which he ruled the country.” Richard Evans - The Third Reich in Power

I heard vine compilations were a thing

this is already the best superbowl ad, there is no competition

yo bro is it safe down there in the woods? yeah man it’s cool by Tomislav Jagnjic

by Ruta13

Rupi Kaur, Milk & Honey (via thelovejournals)

A Michigan man invented a keychain device that lets germaphobes avoid contact with contaminated surfaces. The Kooty Key glows in the dark, can be used to press buttons, and has a hook for carrying shopping bags and opening doors. Source