
if i look back, i am lost
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
One Nice Bug Per Day
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Kiana Khansmith

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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Not today Justin


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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Xuebing Du
occasionally subtle

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trying on a metaphor
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Ha, and ugh. I didn’t proofread my previous post and totally missed that autocorrect or auto suggest put in “realignment” instead of “reblogging for science.”
Oh, well. There are worse things in the world than this.
The mission of the international Society for Marine Mammalogy is to promote the global advancement of marine mammal science and contribute t
POLL TIME How many of these species (don't include subspecies pleeease) have you seen? Birdwatching rules are too strict. For this poll it counts if you have seen them in captivity. Total = 135.
How many marine mammal species have you seen?
0 (you are very landlocked)
1-10 (most people are probably here, maybe?)
11-25 (you probably live on the coast or on a boat)
25-50 (you spend serious time on the open sea)
50-75 (you're probably a marine biologist)
75-100 (you probably study marine mammals)
100-134 (you are a very senior scientist in the polar regions)
ALL OF THEM (you probably don't exist)
I saw a turtle
pls rblog for sample size
only a couple days left. Sample size insufficient! Plz reblorg!
Realignment for science!
It’s not even Father’s Day yet and Walmart is pimpin’ Halloween. Come on Walmart, no gas, all brakes.
Yep, today can definitely suck a big giant egg.
In addition to needing tires (h/t to @cattyfantastic for the recommendation of a place cheaper than the dealership) to the tune of ~$950, someone gained access to my debit card and tried to put a fraudulent charge for $30 on my account. Luckily, the bank caught it and declined the charge before ever letting it hit my account.
Now I have a new debit card which started out to be a quick and easy process but devolved into the opposite of quick and easy.
My sister is having a really bad day which means I get to have one too. The good news with her is she is slowly realizing she needs to go into a care facility.
Thanks for listening.

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I hate cars.
I hate having to take them to the dealer for repairs.
The slow leak caused by a puncture can’t be fixed. They recommend four new tires. They also recommend I pay ~$1,100 for the tires.
I told them if I sold my body and charged by the pound I might be able to come up with the money.
KICK THE CAN!
Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.
To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.
the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now
And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!
Kick!
what if it happens on the 4th of July
My guess is America would run out of fireworks for the first time ever.

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Did you know that 10-year-old boys can get the zoomies? Just like cats and dogs. While they are inside their apartment which is right above my head. Ask me and my splitting headache how I know.
Happy International Cheese Day to all who celebrate!
Adventures in Ride Share driving on a full (Blue) moon
TL;DR: Crazy shit happens during full moons. Even if the moon isn’t exactly full for another 13 hours.
After this morning’s adventures, which began at 3 a.m., I will not drive on the day of a full moon unless the sun is shining.
In my 10 plus years working for the Red Cross in disaster preparedness and response I came to fully believe that wacky shit happens during a full moon. Also, weird shit happens on Friday the 13th. I should have applied my beliefs in the power of a full moon to ride share driving.
Last night, Saturday, I picked up two reservations to take people to the airport. Airport trips are typically well paying and more people tip going to or from the airport than on non-airport rides. Just FYI, only about 25% of people tip on regular rides.
The first pickup was scheduled at 3:45 which means I have to be online 30 minutes beforehand. I got online at 3 a.m. and instantly got a ride that was near my house, paid well, and the drop-off point was not far away. I could complete this trip and still make it to my first airport reservation which was 15 miles away.
I get to the pickup and get messaged by the rider that he’s on the backside of the apartment building, which of course was not well lit. Three guys come out of the apartment and they’re in no hurry to get in my car. Finally, one guy approaches my car with what is probably all of his worldly possessions, which includes a portable crank generator and his bicycle.
I open the rear hatch of my Subaru Outback so he can load the bike and his other belongings, which fill up the car with room for him to ride behind me.
Off we go.
We get half way to his drop off when he’s on the phone with what I think is his girlfriend. He offers to have us pick her up and come with us. She is about three miles in the opposite direction. I tell him to add a stop in his Uber app and we’ll go get her. He’s not the one who booked the ride and one of his two cell phones isn’t working and he doesn’t have the number for his buddy in the phone that is working.
I pull over as we try to get something worked out because I don’t want Uber to think that I’m taking this guy on an extended trip to increase the fare. Finally I say to heck with it and just go pick her up. My airport pick up is canceled and I keep accepting new rides thinking this ordeal will be over soon. It isn’t over soon and I had to cancel these well paying rides as well. I turn off accepting new trips because I realized this is going to take a while.
She’s hanging out in the parking lot of a convenience store with another guy. This guy wants to come along with her because “She’s my bitch.” I’m not sure at first if that meant his girlfriend or he is her pimp. Luckily because of all of the guy’s possessions there is only room for her. After five minutes of back and forth conversation she finally gets in and off we go. To a street with no street lights.
Thankfully they unload without incident and I go on my way.
I then get a message from Uber saying they noticed the trip was longer than expected and took more time than expected. The message said if I do this on purpose I’ll get fired. I spent the next 30 minutes trying to get ahold of Uber support on the phone, because everyone wants to do support through AI, and explain what happened. They understand and document the situation and make sure I get paid for the extra time and mileage.
Then I go to my next trip which has the appearances of a drama free trip. More on that in my next chapter since this is very long and no one has read this far unless you’re really bored or have a lot of time to kill waiting at the airport.
There’s got to be a word, probably a German one, for when you have semiconscious nightmares during what is supposed to be REM sleep. I was just below the surface & kept having nightmares about the world & my personal situation and I could only wake up briefly before sinking back into the nightmares.
This lasted for 8 hours.
Welp, anyway, here’s some Pink Floyd covering Hank Williams Jr.
New glasses. Who dis?
First time wearing glasses full time. They are progressive bifocals. My distance vision is pretty good, the small print requires 2.5 magnification.
I guess this is what you get yourself for birthday number 60.

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My parents used to say that The Golden Years is actually a euphemism for rust. I laughed at them then.
I’m not laughing anymore.
Happy 60th Birthday to me.
My next birthday ends with a zero. I didn’t need to be reminded of this because it’s already been on my mind for a while.
The Universe decided to give me some special reminders of my age today. Both of my knees and ankles have arthritis. It’s been manageable up until today. The first sign of bone on bone pain in my left knee almost kept me from walking 20 feet from my car to my front door this morning. Hopefully, the Voltaren arthritis cream will help with this until I lose a couple hundred pounds.
Then I got my hair cut at a national chain. When I went to pay, the stylist rang me up for a senior haircut. Ouch. Judging by the amount of gray beard hair I left on the floor she cannot be faulted.
My heart and soul feel like I’m 35. My body feels like 85.