The same man who ate glue is also the only one who knows how to make the mortgage payments.

of course dan, the man behind famous ridiculous statements such as "i love pasta but i never have it because phil doesn't like cheese" and "what's my favourite red wine? phil doesn't like red wine" and "my friends and family don't know me that well, they give me chocolates but phil can't have chocolate" would consider phil ordering him olives the ultimate sign of love

phadmins and dan if you’re listening: the next tiktok has to be dan surprising phil with a phil squat so i can see wtf is going on with that

for someone who doesn't wanna get married they sure talk a lot about getting married

dan… as phil’s knight. knight of wands.