Local Gay Cryptid

I want to practice making press ons but alas all my friends are gay and so am I. No one wants long nails these days

Woke up mad as hell today because I had a dream Lestat was my boyfriend and he was pissing me off so bad we were having public arguments and I was telling an older butch I was going to leave him for her

My loving friend invited me to go see that wlw teen romance movie and I will because I love him but at what cost

Love island has me by the throat I’m afraid

One of the things I make the most is vegan meatballs and considering we don’t have a good food processor it’s also one of the more labor intensive things I make but I do it because my honey Loves them

There are far bigger fish to fry in this world but once those fish are fried we need to talk about the constant talking point in queer media which is “they don’t need to kiss/say ‘I love you’/etc” because their love transcends all of that!”

Belatedly realizing I met Richard S*ken and he’s doing a podcast at my job 10 feet away from me

I totally see why they did the human thing and it makes sense but also I wanted them to be together as them with all their history and angst