Rini

I am just ecstatic to see Roger Dean mentioned in the wild. He is one of the most influential artists in terms of my childhood and inspiring me to create art, and why my abstract art looks the way it does ever since my dad gave me an artbook of his.

Yet almost no one seems to know who he is…and omg not only is someone actually mentioning Roger Dean, that someone is @neil-gaiman 0.0

(And Infeel obligated to show of some of Roger Dean’s amazing art)

 Kai: Well then, since we haven’t been in touch with the fans for some time, why don’t we let everyone know what we’ve been up to lately? We’ll start with Ruki.

(everyone chuckles)

Uruha: Everyone knows that. (we’re all expecting him to mention NDNU but no)

Ruki: Well okay, so…yesterday, I took my dog, Koron-san, to the dentist, to have his tartar removed. 

Kai: What?? Dogs have to get their tartar removed? 

Reita: This is such a random update

Ruki: Yes they do, just like humans. So we went, and it was my first time going there, to this special place…and so before they do it, this lady holds down the legs [limbs].

Reita: Yours?

(everyone bursts out laughing) 

Aoi: That’s funny

Ruki: Anyway so she held down his legs, and I was like, “good boy! good boy!” and when they take out the tartar they use this like…idk not nippers…idk like, this cutter thing

Kai: What!? They have to use some dangerous thing like that!?

Ruki: And they go like bang! And take it out like bam! And the tartar comes out like, pop! Anyway, he didn’t cry at all and he waited so patiently, so he got praised, and he was like so proud of himself. 

(everyone chucklin)

Kai: This is really a random update…

Reita: Were you holding him down too? Or were you just watching?

Ruki: I was just watching Koron’s face the whole time. 

(Everyone is giving a little update of what they’ve been doing)

Kai: What about you Aoi? Are you into anything recently?

Aoi: Hmmm….recently….well, I’ve been playing the guitar.

Kai: No I mean, weren’t you talking about something on social media? This thing you liked?

Aoi: Oh, yeah. My old equipment…

Kai: You decided you like it?

Aoi: Yes yes yes yes…

Kai: I see, well…we have festivals and stuff coming up

Aoi: Yeah, so I hope I’ll be able to use it there. 

Kai: Are you practicing at home? (giggles)

Aoi: Well, I am writing songs. 

Kai: (trying not to laugh) I see

Aoi: What’s wrong with you?

Reita: Leader, you’re so bad at this!

(Kai bursts out laughing)

Ruki: He can’t keep a conversation going

Reita: Was something even funny!?

Aoi: Seriously, calm down. 

Kai: Okay, anyway, what about you Uruha?

Uruha: An, update? Hmm…well, same as Aoi I guess.

Kai: You’re playing the guitar?

Uruha: Yeah

Aoi: What a coincidence. 

(Kai giggling)

Uruha: Yeah, I’m trying to write songs.

Kai: Do I have to keep this going?

Reita: Keep it going!!

Kai: Hey,,,,,June 9,,,,,,,you,,,,,,,don’t you have.,,,,,,,,,,

(everyone except Uruha is laughing)

Uruha: I didn’t even mention my birthday tf

Kai: Well anyway it’s Uruha’s birthday!!! 

Everyone: Yaaaay!! (clapping)

Uruha: Thank u 

Kai: And we’ve prepared something for you! 

(it’s a cake) 

Reita: WOW!!! He did that!!!

Kai: Well then let’s sing!! Shall we sing? (he sounds like a mom istg)

Ruki: Yeh sure

Kai: Okay! Readyyyy, go!  

(Supposedly Kai is clapping to keep the rhythm while everyone sings very half-assedly and awfully)

Uruha: Just stop.

(They don’t stop)

Uruha: Okay can I blow the candles out?

Kai: Yes go ahead!

(Uruha blows out candles)

(Everyone claps)

Aoi: Yo how many cakes we must have eaten in 15 years….

Reita: Damn….how many cakes…

Uruha: This is a really fancy cake. 

(Everyone talks over each other for like 15 seconds)

Kai: Well anyway, this is still just the recording day, but [when this is broadcast] I hope you are having a good birthday. 

Uruha: Thank you –

Reita: But – wait a minute !

(Kai bursts out laughing)

Reita: Mine will have passed already…so it doesn’t matter!? 

Uruha: I mean…the recording day is closer to his birthday….

Ruki: Yeah…..

Kai: Are you mad!? Are you mad!?

Aoi: Sorry! Sorry!

Kai: Reita is mad!! Do we…do we have anything for Reita? No???

Uruha: Okay then, we can share this cake! 

Reita: No it’s really fine!

Aoi: Sorry, sorry, sorry! 

Kai: HERE WE’LL GIVE HIM THESE CUCUMBERS

Reita: CUCUMBERS

(They start clapping and singing happy birthday to Reita but mostly just laughing)

Ruki: Omg he wasn’t joking

Reita: (laughing) They’re so small

Aoi: Damn they brought out some lotus root looking thing 

(I’m so confused)

Kai: Happy birthday!

Ruki: Happy birthday

Kai: Reita’s mad

Reita: Whatever, should I blow out the candles now?

Kai: Okay!

Reita: Okay everybody gather round!

Ruki: They’re gonna fly everywhere (Everyone laughs)

(Reita blows out candles)

(Everyone claps)

Kai: Happy birthday!

Reita: I really don’t care tho, this is your day! [to Uruha]

Kai: I was just going in order, Ruki, Aoi, Uruha, and then you.

Uruha: I knew this would happen

Reita: But before I could even say my update you did Uruha and brought out the cake and everything so I was like ‘hm okay so that’s how it is’