Concept: A scarecrow who’s sentient and can move around but instead of using his power for evil folk-horror mischief he’s just really really good at his job

Boy just running through the fields, chasing birds with a broom.

“…anyway” as an insult is so powerful yet concise

Why was Shrek’s soundtrack so incredible like who sat down and decided that a movie about an ogre would have a beautiful Rufus Wainwright ballad followed by a Smash Mouth/Eddie Murphy cover of I’m A Believer and how can I thank them

Tube face.

why wasn’t I tagged in this ?????

HE WAS SINGING THE CHOCOBO THEME

I use the snapchat camera to take selfies…the iPhone camera captures the real me…a me I don’t want to see…

I love this description of tumblr.

I walk this lonely road. in my bag, i have a giant toad

Don’t know where it goes, but it’s only me and this giant toad

when u go to pick up the vase u saw on craigslist but when u get there it’s actually two people facing each other

i hate applying for jobs because the employers are always like: do you enjoy working in a stressful environment???? do you strive for unobtainable standards of perfection???? are you good at dealing with people that make you feel extremely uncomfortable??? do you mind losing real hours of your life in order to make minimum wage?? are you a fan of capitalism??? do you love selling your soul just so you can afford to live???

*mission impossible plays*