"by popular request for whatever reason girls and gays here's the person you've been waiting to meet"
All they can see at first is katsuki's legs and grey sweatpants before he sits down on the fluffy pink chair obviously too small for him. He smirks and waves a bit at the camera with his gold toof sticking out
"Hey, baby" and he gives you a kiss making you playfully roll your eyes.
The chat is blowing up like crazy with comments like
"CONGRA😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭TULA😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭TIONS😭😭😭😭😭😭"
"I can't decide if I want to be y/n or be with her please send help "
okay this is big nom but i wanna give more detail and maybe do it a little differently !!!
sex podcaster reader x pro hero bkg
you didn’t have to convince your boyfriend to be a guest on your sex podcast. once the photos leaked of you and him walking into his agency with his arm around you, you knew the internet wouldn’t stop talking about it.
compilations of clips of you talking about you and your boyfriend in bed and how your boyfriend pleasures you sexually. none of this bothered you for the fact that you keep everything educational, none of it is bad and most importantly— none of it is false. if anything it’s good promotion for your pro hero boyfriend to get a boost on the charts by the women’s vote, everyone loves an attractive caring man who treats his woman good.
a month has passed since the photos and you and bakugou have only laughed about it. the stupid tweets, the private dms from his fans and your listeners. videos of bakugou shirtless training becomes a comment section of:
“oh yn definitely wasn’t lying.” “you can see his outline in his shorts. no wonder his girlfriend has to prep for hours beforehand.” “yn is so lucky you know he’s good at it.”
you ask him once, “would you ever wanna come on my pod? i keep getting comments about it.”
bakugou pushes his glasses up his nose and stuffs his black clothes in the washing machine. he’s crouched on the ground in a grey vest and shorts. so gorgeous.
he looks up at you through his lenses, “about time you’ve asked me!”
“you’ve wanted to? you’ve always been—,” you put on a deep voice, “my privacy! i give them everythin’ and they still want more!”
bakugou chuckles, rising to his feet and starting the washing machine. “i don’t sound like that.”
“you do,” your eyes squint as your cheeks rise in a smile.
“i’ll go on your pod if you want. my publicist spoke to me about it a few weeks ago and said it could boost my popularity. but mostly ‘cause i’d be fuckin’ sick at answerin’ dilemmas.” he grins.
you huff a laugh, the swirl of the washing machine starting smoothly behind him. “dynamight, second on the charts with his body count of three giving sex advice? sure.”
“shouldn’t be shamin’ me for how many people i’ve had sex with. that goes against your whole pod, baby.” he lightly flicks your forehead.
“i wasn’t shaming you!” you follow after him as he steps out of his utility room, “if anything i’d love to hear what you have to say.”
“i’ll be the voice for the big dicked.”
you lean back on your green single sofa chair in your studio. you’ve got bookshelves behind you of your favourite educational sex books behind you. kama sutra ones, sex encyclopaedias, dictionaries and scientific books. you keep your awards on the shelf, so very humbly, that you’ve gotten over the years and your youtube plaque stuck up onto the wall. your favourite though is your art print of flowers that definitely make out a vagina and for this episode only, you’ve added a little dynamight figurine right beside your anatomical vagina figure.
you hold your microphone to your mouth, adjusting the wire on the floor and putting your feet on your chair to get comfy.
“if you’re watching, you’re probably wondering why i have an empty chair beside me or if you’re normal you’ve already read the title of this weeks episode and you know who it is.
but today i’ve got a very special, very personal guest. some of you may know him as being loud and annoying but unbelievably brave and strong.”
you’re staring at your guest behind the camera, a giddy smile on your face as you sing his praises.
“you’ve probably seen him on your tv screens and social media. half naked underwear adverts, on the news channels restraining a villain or complaining about something on those post fight interviews. though to me,” you hold your mic close to your face, “this man is the love of my life. the sweetest, smartest and most caring. he lives to tend for me and keep me happy. i didn’t expect this from him when i first met him either. he makes my life so so easy and beautiful and like you all keep talking about in my comments, yes, he gives me amazing head and yes, his dick is massive.”
there’s a loud chuckle off camera.
“so with that being said, today’s guest is the beloved dynamight though to me my gorgeous boyfriend, katsuki!”
your large pro hero body shuffles into the frame. first only his black jeans are shown before he slumps into the single seat sofa chair. it’s clearly too small for him, unable to spread his legs like usual and both his arms are strewn over the arm rests.
bakugou doesn’t complain though, grinning at you with his mic on his stomach.
“that’s the best intro i’ve ever gotten. i love you,” he replies muffled for the viewers.
“i love you too but mic to your mouth, baby.”
“oh yeah, gonna have to remember that,” bakugou tucks the mic under his lip. deep and husky, “hey baby.”
he’s in a black compression tee to match his jeans. it makes his waist look snatched, his shoulders broad and his teeth white. his hair is styled like usual but what always gets you is his glasses. usually for reading before bed but you’re happily greeted with them. (he said beforehand he’s wearing them to look smarter when giving advice. really it just makes him look sexier.)
“hey ‘tsuki. how are you? my listeners have a load of questions to ask you.” you smile back at him, not even realising how you bite down on your bottom lip. “you might need to turn off your media training today.”
bakugou says every word to you, speaking like it’s just you two, without the cameras or screens or your soundwoman in the corner.
“my publicist hates me because i’m not media trained. this is the best place for me.”
“you say this now but you’re going to hate the personal questions.”
“as long as they’re not too much in our business.”
if you have any questions or dilemmas you wanna ask bkg and yn…. let me know!
