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How you talk so sweet (When you're doin bad things?)

lestappen;ch 1/3; teen and up

“But- wait, what do you mean? Why don’t I have a say in this? It’s my safety—”

“Charles” Michael interrupts again. “Your manager pays us a fuckton to keep you safe and not let any harm come your way. And we’ve failed. So we have to take extra measures. And you are cooperating, end of conversation.”

Charles pouts.

“So, we’ve made sure to appoint the best of us for you” Cindy continues. “Meet Max. Max Verstappen."

or.

And now I’m thinking about Leo accidentally appearing behind Max as him and Nino are chasing each other and chat goes “you got another dog max??” “Why does that look like Leo lmao” and Max looks behind him and realizes Leo is in fact right behind him and he shuts off the camera IMMEDIATELY.

He mutes himself and yells across the apartment and Charles comes running because he accidentally fell asleep with the bedroom door open and Leo got out while he was napping and “oh I’m so sorry mon cœur, just tell them you got another dog” and he picks up Leo and runs back to the bedroom.