this is boring, should have brought my pillow

now I NEED the fic

You’re telling me 😭 I neeeed someone to write lestappen getting papped on their freaky little honeymoon.

Like, even better, imagine they’re out but usually very demure. The most the public ever really sees from them is the occasional pic of them walking hand in hand or the camera catching a quick hug between them after races. Maybe one time Max kissed Charles cheek on a podium, but that was it.

Then their engagement announcement drops, eventually followed by just a few simple and classy wedding pics to let everyone know they’re married. People are mostly happy for them. The public kind of has this subconscious perception of lestappen as this royal f1 couple that is very private, very reserved, but quite sweet together, and that image seems to work for everyone involved.

But then the paparazzi catches them on their honeymoon.

And suddenly everyone is seeing the love bites on Charles neck and thighs, the bright red scratch marks down Max’s back, the sloppy makeout sessions on the sun beds, Max constantly groping Charles’ ass, Charles’ hand fondling the front of Max’s swim trunks, the ‘FUCK ME’ eyes in every single pic…

Now it is abundantly clear that the ‘sweet, demure, and reserved’ image is not accurate at all, these two are actually absolute freaks for each other.

The world watches, stunned and kind of turned on. Ferrari desperately tries to figure out how they can auramaxx their way out of this scandal. Red Bull social media is reposting every pic they can possibly get away with for that sweet Lestappen engagement. Everyone on the grid and in their personal lives just heaves a sigh because they’ve been dealing with lestappen’s overly affectionate obsession with each other for years so this is far from a surprise.

Caught! Charles and Max Verstappen-Leclerc's Steamy Honeymoon! Pics Inside!

I couldn't get it out of my head all day, so I tried my best. Thank you @sixteensecrets for the idea.