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Headcanon that Merry sent a letter personally informing Éowyn of Wormtongue’s death so that she would hear the news from a friend and know, without a shadow of a doubt, that she truly was free of that monster forever.

walking in for an interview at a library and they have a height accurate cardboard cutout of Frodo at the door. oh um hey king, wish me luck

following weird horny furries who are into shit like pooltoys and transformation and stuff is enrichment. the vitamins and minerals of posting

once you get over your ass and realise you will never get some people and that’s ok you are basically immune to right wing fearmongering. otherkin? none of my fucking business

im the person they keep adding gratuitous & unnecessary violence & sex in movies for. im running every studio executive ragged asking for even more cock & gore in cinema they simply cant keep up

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please do not look up to me. I am 1 inch tall. I'm down here. if you look up you won't see me

I REALLY LIKE THIS ART THIS IS SO CUTE I'M BEING HELD UP

do not come to my house pouring big cups of juice like this

why did you take this screenshot in a sinister fog?

that's the radiation from the juice

I want burger

I'm no better than an American