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http://www.wsj.com/articles/BL-LB-51793 This is honest to god one of the funniest things I think I have ever seen. The idea of giving a baby a theme party based on a local personal injury attorney is something i am so jealous of I dont know how to properly put it into words. Also the fact that the lawyer didnât come to the party somehow makes it even funnier.
this is the kind of content i came here for
he didnt come to the party because he sees the baby as a future opponent
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Gay culture is having three guys tell you they wanna hang out then not reply to you after
And then text you a week later and say âyou up?â
tonightâs episode: THE WRITERâS BARELY-DISGUISED FETISH
give 1 good example of a fetish in that show!
i can name a few
this post is a roller coaster, not in the way that people call wild posts âroller coasters,â but in the way that i knew something was up when i started reading the first paragraph, it was like the track slowly rising up, the wording just tipped me off, i knew there was going to be a serious drop that was going to give me whiplash, but when it arrived i still wasnât ready for it
just bought this tapeworm from etsy!
where are you gonna keep it
I donât like this post very much
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Shakuntala Devi, an Indian mental calculator,was asked to give the 23rd root of a 201-digit number; she answered in 50 seconds. Her answer was confirmed by calculations done at the US Bureau of Standards for which a special program had to be written to perform such a large calculation.
She was also a gay rights advocate and wrote a book called The World of Homosexuals. It was one of the first studies of homosexuality in India.
On some real shit, I do not fuck with people who ride those boat things at the carnival. People who get on those do not give a fuck about life, they donât care about you, ya mama or your kids. They literally have nothing to lose. You donât care about life so thereâs no need for me to fight you because youâre not going to give a damn about my face.Â
THIS JOINT!!!!
BITCHHHHHHH. I got on this shit when I was 12. Wasnât no bar, no protection, nothing in that shit. I didnât realize until it was too late. You couldnât pay me to ever get on this shit ever again in my life. We were in Landover, this shit almost smooth flipped my ass to Baltimore. No. Never again.Â
12? I got on this bitch when I was 21 and had my head in my exâs shoulder the ENTIRE time. Screaming like a bih too. Nope. Never again. I was praying to the gravity gods the entire time.
?????? All it does is swing back and forth???? I donât understand the concern??????
centrifugal force keeps you in your seat.
Centrifugal force isnât keeping me from crying tho
why is this so funny
character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*
me:
character in a fight scene: *pins their opponent down by straddling their waist and holding their wrists to the floor*
me:
character in a fight scene: *lifting their disarmed opponentâs chin slightly with the business end of their weapon*
me:
character in fight scene: *pins down the opponent and leans in close to whisper in their ear*
me:
apparently some nazi group posted this and how is that not the most relatable thing ever?
Reblog to make a transphobe uncomfortable eating M&Mâs
They did the same with the Brown M&M
Clearly theyâre together too, two happy Trans Women Lesbians.
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I was waiting for the night bus at 1am the other night, eating fries, when a dude, high as fuck, tried to harass me. It took several âI donât want to talk to you, please go awayâ for him to finally move, but I think it helped that another man was giving him the death stare and clicking his tongue at him. He then checked I was okay and whether I knew the guy or not. Good dude.
Shout out also the man who silently switched places with me on another night bus to be a buffer between me and a guy who had threatened me. Thank you
Men: this here? This here is what you need to be doing as allies. The men who harass and insult women are not likely to take our complaints about it seriously. But you, another man, they will listen to.Â
I was pumping gas at like 10 PM one night, and these bunch of drunk guys came walking up to the gas station, and one of them yelled over to me if I wanted to see his dick. His friend says to him, âYou donât have anything she wants to see.â and apologized. It was pretty awesome.
this is all we want from men. to recognize the wrongs done by other men, and acknowledge it. not give us shitass defense like, ânot all men do thatâ
one good thing about december on this hellsite is that this gif will be making its rounds again
Shoutout to autistics who experience emotions intensely
To the autistics who cry over âlittle thingsâ
To the autistics who get so happy they flap and bounce and squee
To the autistics who have to work so hard to control their anger or who canât
To the autistics who donât know what theyâre feeling but feel it strongly
To the autistics who have panic attacks easily
To the autistics who are âover emotionalâ, âtoo sensitiveâ, âweirdâ, or âirrationalâ
You experience the world intensely and the ways you react to that are valid. Thereâs nothing wrong with reacting to emotions as long as you donât hurt others. You are not too sensitive or too emotional, you are exactly as you should be and that is valid and that is good.
Live authentically
Live radically
Live autisticly
I will never not reblog this â¤â¤
how have i not seen this before oh my gosh
maybe the real cryptids are the friends we made along the way
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This is the funniest headline Iâve ever read.
Fallout 76 may be different, but itâs a good different. Earlier I spent 30 minutes making a small C.A.M.P. by an area where I knew decent amounts of players would pass through. Sure enough, a few minutes later, 3 people stopped as they were passing through. They used my crafting stations, offered trades, and sat at my campfire with me. This singular moment that only lasted 3 minutes tops was one of the coolest experiences Iâve ever had in Fallout. You can be mad at the game all you want, but itâs different, unique, and brings something new to Fallout that, personally, I love.
In conclusion, Fallout 76 is a fun game, you guys are just mean.
