Endings are the best part.

Your future self is talking shit about you.

We keep thinking of dinosaurs as these frightening and graceful creatures like dragons or unicorns are, but I bet they did a lot of stupid animal stuff, too. Like chasing bugs and tripping over things and farting themselves awake.

THATS ALL THE BIG SCARIES IN ONE BUG TFFF JU

Give it a dime, apparently.

Soooooo…dissociate to escape or?

It’s laying eggs in you.

this is fascinating but when do we kinkshame Justin Schmidt

Justin Schmidt is the epitome of masochism

I am suspicious of the pineapple though.

People with anxiety don’t have a train of thought. We have seven trains on 4 tracks that narrowly avoid each other when the paths cross and all the conductors are screaming.

Imagine the drama if apple added a feature that notified you if someone took a screenshot of your conversation

me coming to my senses: wow he was ugly

I can’t believe I intensely watched this entire thing omg

the math checks out

And here I always thought it was because without the D it would be pronounced Fr-ah-ij

no one saw me wear it therefore it is not dirty

tbh I am ugly but I’m also gorgeous it’s very complex