CONV3RG3NC3

i'm not a girl or a boy. I'm a glitch the developers left in to help speedrunners

transforms into a magical girl but then i just stay inside and play video games but i look really great in the outfit

I put on the maid outfit and I make your house messier

boy my neuro sure is diverging today

*sprinkles ibuprofen onto your dash like fish food*

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as soon as i'm under a blanket it's over

it's ok to keep secrets, everybody has some skeletons in the closet. Wraiths in the attic. Ghosts in the bedroom. Mummy in the kitchen. Enchanted armor on the stairs. Slimes in the basement. Maybe a giant spider in the backyard. Beholder or two in the garage. Vampires are also in the closet

my house is very unsafe

im basically normal if you really dont think about it

no yeah i cant hang out sorry. yeah im hugging my pillow in bed today. yeah no itll be for a while. maybe for forever. OK bye

morality is definitely a human concept but i do think that dolphins know what they do is wrong

The smell of decay is sweet; and cloying still it rends. beasts hold roses in their mouths so that the petals might wrap around their teeth. Trust nothing simple. trust only your stomach to turn; their eyes to let loose their truths; and should you find hunger there, trust your legs. You have never forgotten how to run.

they have a certain gnc quoi

so when do you think they’re gonna release Skyrim?

NOV3MB3R 11, 2011

okay, but when is Skyrim coming out?