you know how iit ii2

You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

got tested for the sleepytired and it came back positive

Joker flavored Mountain Dew called Haha Blast

I hope when you descend to the lowest circle of hell, the ashes of your dearest loved ones staining your eyes red, that it will sting, and the pain will remind you of me before you are reduced to the nothingness of nonexistence.

Shrek flavored Sprite called Shite

ice water is awesome because you get more water in your water

i support all kinds of artistic liberties when it comes to making movies but 2.5 hours long is really testing my god damn patience. at least put 2.5 hours worth of plot in there.

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

We need a dead on the floor emoji