“are you fucking kidding me?”

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“are you fucking kidding me?”

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“what brings you to MY domain?” he’s mildly inconvenienced, but the king will offer help should it be needed. he had a feeling being in Haven was an ACCIDENT.
he HATED the idea of that. a sick feeling came over him. “i’ll KILL EVERYONE. i will DESTROY earth if i have to. do you want to be RESPONSIBLE for sending an IMMORTAL killing machine out on INNOCENT people? do you not have ENOUGH blood on your hands?”
“your alternative is to be LOCKED away HERE. away from others. no BETTER than if you were back on earth. either way, you’ll learn your PLACE and to BEHAVE yourself. . . what are you REALLY after? if it were DEATH you’d have taken your own life BEFORE now.”
some of that did STING but he wasn’t about to let abel know it. “then DO SOMETHING about it. i thought you were supposed to be a MERCIFUL king, BETTER than CAIN. at least HE could find a way to PERMANENTLY kill someone that annoyed him.”
“you know. . . i WAS going to try to HELP you. . . but i think a few centuries on earth, UNABLE to DIE will serve you well. for the record-- i AM better than that pathetic excuse for a man, and taunting me will give you NOTHING you desire.”
“maybe. but does it even MATTER? you CAN’T kill me even if we BOTH wanted you to.”
“wow. i never thought i’d meet anyone MORE PATHETIC than me, and yet here you are. as much as i would love KILLING you over and over again until I die, i do have a life to try to salvage and you’re NOTHING but a TIME VAMPIRE that’s WASTING mine.”

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“you’re the STUPIDEST human i’ve ever met, what is WRONG with you? do you WANT to die?”
“am i supposed to be SCARED? we both know how WELL that worked last time.”
without a word, abel grabs him by the throat and SQUEEZES as hard as he can, watching the mortal closely. abel just wishes he would DIE already.
“i really don’t appreciate your TONE.”
“i WILL kill you AGAIN. don’t test me.”
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“is this supposed to be HELL? if so i have SEVERAL complaints.”
“i WILL set you on fire.” so much for being a pacifist.
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“is this supposed to be HELL? if so i have SEVERAL complaints.”
“i WILL set you on fire.” so much for being a pacifist.

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Send "🐈" to randomly give my muse a cat.
It's good he hasn't hurt her yet
“hopefully he doesn’t. . . hopefully none of them hurt each other.”
Well it seems she's getting along well with astaroth
“that’s good. . . hopefully it lasts.”
Abandonment is the cruelest of goodbyes.
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FIRST I’M GONNA WARP YOU INTO A WORLD OF HATE AND WAR WHERE YOU’LL ASSAULT EVERYONE YOU HAVE EVER KNOWN AND LOVED BEFORE
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✂ // screw it
Send me ‘✂’ and my muse will kill yours. Right now. Brutally, horribly, bloody. Just do it.
there was a part of him that was STILL violent, but it was in control for the MOST part. . . abel used that now-- now that SHE had ruined his TRUST. he had sworn himself to PACIFISM but all that disappeared. . . there was only HATE and RAGE in him now. silently he approached, KNIFE in hand.
Send me ‘✂’ and my muse will kill yours. Right now. Brutally, horribly, bloody. Just do it.