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I can’t deal with Alton’s latest clearly getting a bj instagram post I just cannot

That’s a bj smirk if I’ve ever seen one

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I’m going to puke

#Alton brown #daddio #food network

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renaissance art + food network (pt. 1/?)

#my aesthetic 3000%

I can’t deal with Alton’s latest clearly getting a bj instagram post I just cannot

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Lick it good daddy 💦😜👅👅💦🍆

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Alton Brown being (un)intentionally kinky: the revival

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who is trying to catfish people as alton brown

#im the catfish #alton brown

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Things that stress me out

*when contestants on Chopped decide to make a vinaigrette with 30 seconds left *when contestants on chopped decide to use the ice cream machine *when contestants on Cutthroat Kitchen forget a main ingredient for their dish *when contestants on Chopped with a Tragic Backstory™ get sent home on the first round *when contestants on Chopped forget to add a basket ingredient to their dish *when a contestant on Cutthroat Kitchen has no sabotages, but sabotages themselves

I kinda remember the day I discovered the food network fandom but I’ll NEVER forget when I discovered people want to fuck bobby flay

#where were you when you read the pegging post is the real question #food network

ya know I go on a small hiatus and come back to see that pegging post is getting notes and I think it’s time for another hiatus

#nsfw

altonbrwn

Chopped contestant: I'm really going to wow the judges for the dessert round

Chopped contestant: something really creative that brings these basket ingredients together

Chopped contestant: so I start on my bread puddi-

Me: suck a dick!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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altonbrwn

Me bf and I agree that bobby flay loves to be pegged you can see it in his eyes that he hates cock but loves silicone in his ass

scott-conant

op turn on your location i want to fight you for making me read this

altonbrwn

sorry I can’t hear you over the sound of silicon testicals gently slapping flay’s heterosexual ass

#IM GOING TO HELL #nsfw

scott-conant

Bobby Flay looks like a claymation elf who wished to be human and is now unsure of his decision

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“I WON CHOPPED” he says as the camera zooms in on the cutthroat kitchen logo

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shout out to reality tv producers for being literally fucking geniuses at film theory

altonbrwn

*serves judges raw ground beef* what you’re eating today is a rustic, deconstructed hamburger, and

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chopped contestant: im going to use the ice cream machine

me, solemnly: those who do not study history are doomed to repeat it

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Hope Flavortown has a permit for a black parade

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the if you watch food network youre gay post is stupid gays don't own everything you know

Reblog if you’re gay, own everything, or just really love food network

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