oogie boogie man

I am not obsessed. This is normal boyfriend love.

Now, August we both know that if anyone’s ego should be fed, it’s mine. After all, I’ve been good all week. But if you’d like, I can make a list of all my favorite things about you and pin it to the fridge with a cute little magnet. Whatever makes you happy, my love. 

Always so thoughtful. You know I’d be happy with just simple head. But if you want to put forth with such cutesy things, I’ll accept them. Just so we can make Stanley gag in the morning.

Why wouldn’t I? Do you have any idea how beautiful you are, have you not scrolled through my camera roll? It’s all your face, and I wouldn’t have it any other way. 

Ah, your obsession with me warms my bones.

Please do continue, just feed my ego. It’s hungry.

so photogenic, i’m in love.

I’m sure you are.

Charles: Fun? No. Interesting when you put like that? Yes.

Charles: You're so cute when you text, did you know that?

Charles: You just never know when they may be caught, I would hate to be the reason they get kicked out. Yes, my new friend, Tod. And his friend, Copper.

August: I suppose you're right. Fun isn't truly a fitting word. They all look wonderfully miserable.

August: ...I wasn't aware.

August: Don't stress, love. I'll finish my work before they settle back in.

Charles: Spoiler: Everyone dies.

Charles: Oh, well, IF it can... I mean you don't have to postpone it, it sounds VERY important, but me and a friend are getting together to make flower crowns...? You are welcome to come?

Charles: Take the chips away from Stanley, those are mine.

August: Thank you, baby. Still...very captivating. Just the thought of an earth's destruction caused by a disease that infects the infestation that is humanity. Our size, our uncontrollable quantity...it's our own downfall. Isn't that fun?